FULL FORM OF GIRL:
G: Gossip mein sabse aage,
I: Innocent sirf shakal se,
R: Rone ki automatic machine,
L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.
September 2008
Monthly Archive
Thu 11 Sep 2008
Thu 11 Sep 2008
Guru Dutt is reborn and sets up a Software firm.
He makes a film, called ‘Software ke phool’.
Sahir Sahab likewise revises his old song for the new venture.
It goes like:
yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?
yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
yeh basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?
har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi,
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?
jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor mere saamne se
hataa daalo yeh modem tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo
yeh computer yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?
Tue 9 Sep 2008
Common lines after people get drunk…
1. Tu to Mera bhai hai…bhai !!!
2. You know i am not drunk…
3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga…
5. Tu bura mat maann bhai…
6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar….
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu…
11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee…
12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…lovely waala !!!
13. Baap ko mat Sikhao…
14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya…
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…
16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???
17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…
19. Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…
20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…
21. chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!
22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai… abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…
and the best one…
23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai
And Finally…
Salla… aajse daru band…….. …….!! !
Fri 5 Sep 2008
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain….
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,
Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,
Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai..
Mon 1 Sep 2008
There’s no abiding success without commitment.
Anthony Robbins
If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life?
Harvey Fierstein
Losers make promises they often break.
Winners make commitments they always keep.
Denis Waitley
Desire is the key to motivation, but its determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal
– A commitment to excellence –
That will enable you to attain the success you seek.
Mario Andretti
Stay committed to your decisions and stay flexible in your approach.
Anthony Robbins
“There’s a difference between interest and commitment.
When you’re interested in doing something,
You do it only when circumstance permit.
When you’re committed to something,
You accept no excuses, only results.”
Art Turock
Mon 1 Sep 2008
Hi FriendMy buisness is very gud here therefore now a days i am coming rarely.Hope you are fine.Your Friend Ganesh
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Patti-patti gulab kya hogi,
Har kali mahaj khwab kya hogi !
Jisne lakhoon haseen dekhe ho,
Uski niyat kharab kya hogi !!
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Suno gaur se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
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Kitini jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,
Apni yadoon se keh du na aaya karein,
Neend aati nahi aur rat guzar jati hai.
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Ae dost teri dosti per naaz karte hai
Har waqt milne ki fariyaad karte hai
Hame nahi pata gharwale batate hai
Hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hai.
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Chirago se agar andhere door hote tochandni ki chahat kise hoti,
Kaat sakti agar ye zindgi akele to dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti.
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Hame hasne hasane ki adat hai,
Nazron se nazren milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari nazar to unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazren jhuka ke sharmane ki adat hai
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Sanson main daal kar rakhan
Dil ke pinjare main paal ker rakhna
Toote dil ko sakoon dengi ye yaaden
En yadoon ko sada samhal kar rakhna
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Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,
Meri aakhon ko phir rula gaya koi,
Kaise uska shukriya aada karen,
Mujh naachiz ko shayar bana gaya koi.
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Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi,
Mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula doon,
Aur umar bhar tumhein bhi meri yaad na aaya.
Mon 1 Sep 2008
Ladkiyan salwar ke niche kya pahanti hai ????
Posted by Rahul under Hindi SMS Jokes , SMS in HindiComments Off
Ladkiyan salwar ke niche kya pahanti hai ????
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Socho.. socho……
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Itna bhi galat mat socho.. Salwar ke niche sandle pahanti hai..
Maine salwar ke niche ka puchha hai, salwar ke andar ka nahi… Dirty Mind…!
