Mon 30 Mar 2009
Wannna Propose a girl…….. Try this!!!!
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:
Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.
Pick a rose
Spot the girl
Stand in front of her
Give her the rose
Hug her tightlllyyyyy
If she doesn’t resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!
If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting
‘Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!’
And Say April Fool…………….
Mon 30 Mar 2009
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy April Fools Day
Mon 30 Mar 2009
Congratulations!
After 40 years and 40 days, You’ve made it!
This is the last page.
Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet.
If you Click your back button, It will not work!
NO links on this page will work!
Now, “SHUT” down your computer and do something productive!
Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…
Have lunch at the kitchen table…
Take your doggie for a walk…
Go play Bingo…
Go for a swim…
Go read a book…
Shout HIP – HIP – HORRAY!
And don’t forget…
Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”
Happy April Fool.!
Mon 30 Mar 2009
holi ka rang fika pad giya
mubarakbad gali mein tabdili ho gaya
dost ki dharana……..
jab matlab aah jate hai bolte, “BABUJI”
jab matlab nikal jate kehte, “AAP AB KYON SA KHET KA MULI”
agar halat patli ho gayi ho to apni ristedaro ne
zor ka jhatka dheere se laga ke pushte hai……
‘HUM AAP KE HAI KYON’
gali ya nafrat nahi diya tha
pyar bhari do mohabbat ki batein kiya tha
jo ki itna ghuchha kha gaya
insan akhir apni akath main ah hi giya
agar pyar hi nahi tha
kisi ka pyar ko
pyar se bhi nakara ya inkar kiya ja sakta tha
chaliye jo bhi hua achha hi hua chalte chalte
APRIL FOOL aur THE END hua
Mon 30 Mar 2009
1) Tujhe Kismat Se Chura Na Paye,
Tujhe Apna Bana Na Paye,
Tujh Par Marte Rahe Tamam Umar,
Par Tujhko Kabhi Bata Na Paye
2) ham wo siyaahbakhsh hain saaqir, ki shahar men;
Kholen jo dukaan kafan ki to log marna chhod den!
3) Ye na samjho ki dariya ki tarah mujhame rawaani nahi;
Ham jab bhi uthenge, lahar ban k uthenge, bas abhi thaani nahi!
Mon 30 Mar 2009
Wo Aankhon mein ashq liye bethe hai,
hum bhi unke Pyar me Pagal hue behte hai,
hum to Jaan deNe ko bhi tayyar hai,
Magar vo hamari jaan bane bethe hai……
Mon 30 Mar 2009
1) Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein,
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai….
2) Jis raat baraste hain teri yaad k badalm,
us shab koi hijr ka tara nhi hota,
yunhi mere pehlu mein ata hy aksar,
wo dard jise mai ne pukara nhi hota….
3) Kitny Nadan Thy Toofan Ko Kinara Samjha,
Kitny Bejan Saharon Ko Sahara Samjha,
Kitny Kum Zarf Thy Wo0 Loog Jo Sahil Pe Thy,
Humein Do0Bta Dekha Or Nazara Samjha….
4) Barsi Aankhen Jis Ki Yaad Mai Barsaat Ki Tarhan,
Wo Bhi Badal Gaya Mere Halaat Ki Tarhan,
Haal Jeete Ji Insan Ka Koi Pochta Nahi,
Phir Mayat Pe Kiun Aatay Hain Sab Barat Ki Tarhan….
5) Ek Ajab Sa Manzaer Nazer Ata Hai,
Her Ek Qatara Samander Nazar Ata Hai,
Kahan Banao Main Gahr Shishay Ka,
Her Ek Ka Hath Main Pahther Nazar Ata Hai….
