Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Haan, maine bhi pyaar kiya hai
Dil tujhko hee yaar diya hai.
kyun aisa kaam kiya hai?
Maine khud ko badnaam kiya hai.

Yahi hoti hai sachayii
dil de dete hai kisi ko bhi bhai.
sochte samkhte kuch bhi nahi,
kar dete hai do khata, jo theek kar sakte nahi.

Geetali (Ishq)

Boy & Girl in restuarant:
Boy-main last bar puch raha hu,
um mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl- nahi
Boy-soch lo
Girl-keh diya na nahi
Boy-waiter bill alag alag lana.

Ishq k Sahare jiya Nhi Karte,
Gum k Pyalo ko Piya Nhi karte,
Kuch Dost saale aise bhi hote hai,
Jinke Ungli na karo to wo saale yad kiya nahi karte…

Sirf Itna Kehna Hai Pyar Hai Tum se
Jazbaton ki Koi Numaish nahi ki Hum ne

Pyar ke badle sirf Pyar manga hai Hum ne
Rishte ki to Koi Guzarish Nahi ki Hum ne

Chatey Ho To Bhoola Dena Humain Dil se
Sada Yaad Rakhne Ki Sifarish Nahi Ki Hum ne

Khamoshi Se ToofaN Seh Lete Hain Hum to
Un Badalon Ne Izhar Ki Barish Nahi Ki

Tumhain Hi Mana Hai Rehnuma Apna
Aur Tu Kisi Cheez Ki Khuwahish Nahi ki

SirF ItnA KehnA hai Pyaar Hai Tum Se…

Sunny Chouhan

Meri Har Ek Ada Mein Chhupi Thi Meri Tamanna,
Tum ne Mehsoos Na Ki Ye Aur Baat Hai,

Maine Har Dam Tere Hi Khwab Dekhe,
Mujhe Tabeer Na Mili Ye Aur Baat Hai,

Maine Jab Bhi Tujh se Baat Karna Chahi,
Mujhe Alfaz Na Mile Ye Aur Baat Hai,

Main Meri Tamanna Ke Samundar Mein Door Tak Nikla,
Mujhe Saahil Na Mila Ye Aur Baat Hai,

Qudrat Ne Likha Tha Tujhko Meri Tamanna Mein,
Teri Qismat Mein Main Na Tha Ye Aur Baat Hai…

ABBASI

I Have Learned Lot Of Lessons
In A Short Time I Have Lived
I Have Learned How To Appreciate
I Have Learned How To Give
But In This Past Few Months
There’s Two I’ll Remember Most…….. …
I Have Learned How To LOVE
I Have Learned To Let Go……
You Entered In My Life Such A Force……. ….
And Let It With One As Strong
I Lie At Night & Think About U
If Only I Would Said Have Trusted You
I Could Have Missed This Pain
So I Spent Each Day Of My Life With My Heart In Pieces
And When I Thought It Never Be Cured……. …….
Something Happened
I Expected It Least
I Guess ” MY SOUL ”
Was All Cried Out
And It Was Tired Of Being Used !!!!!!!!!!!! !

Thanks & Best Regards
RUBINA YASMEEN

Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse,
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,
Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye,
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye

Yaad aaye to aankhen band na karna,
hum chale bhi jaaye to gum na karna.
Yeh zaruri nahi ki har rishte ka koi naam ho,
per dosti ka ehsaas kabhi dil se kam na karna.

Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

Jante hain hum zindagi mei
gam khushi se kam nahi
Tum agar meri saath ho DOST to
ye zindagi bhi kuch kam nahi

Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi
Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi
Hain ye zamane ki nazar me bura to kiay hua
Zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi.

Har sagar k do kinare hote hain,
Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hain,
Yeh zaruri nahin har koi pass ho,
Kyunki zindagi mein yaadon ke bhi sahaare hote hain….

Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,
Kar Lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,
Na hona khafa khuda k liye.

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein,
Aur mita dete hain,
Unke liye ye khel hoga,
Magar Hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai,
Uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

-Sailee

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,
mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

-Sailee

Ek Din CHINTU Ne Apne Dost Ko Bataya- “Meri Bivi PINKI Itni Dayalu Hai Ki Wah Bartan Dhone Wale Ko Pani Garm Karke Deti Hai. Dono Time Chay Aur Khana Bhi Deti Hai.”
“Kamaal Hai! Aaj Ki Mahilaye Itni Udaar Ho Sakti Hai, Par Tumhare Yaha Bartan Kaun Dhotaa Hai?” Mitra Ne Puchha.
“Mai.” CHINTU Ne Jawab Diya.

Ek Taange Ki Ghodi Jab Chalte-Chalte Ruk Jati, To Kochvaan CHINTU Utarakar Uske Saamane Gana Gata.
Gana Sunkar Ghodi Phir Se Chalne Lag Jaati Thi.
Aakhir Tang Aakar Taange Me Baithi Hui Savari Ne CHINTU Se Puchha- “Bhai, Ye Kya Kissa Hai? Tumhari Ghodi Gana Sunkar Aage Kyo Badhti Hai?”
CHINTU Ne Batayaa- “Babu Ji, Vastav Me Yah Baarat Ki Ghodi Hai……”

CHINTU Ne Apni Patni PINKI Se Puchha- “PINKI Darling Mere Rishtedaro Me Tum Kise Sabse Jyadaa Chahti Ho, Is Baat Ka Jawab Do.”
“Tumhari Saas Ji Ko.” Patni PINKI Ne Ek Pal Sochkar Jawab Diya.”

PINKI Ne Apni Padosin Ki Ladki Se Kaha- “Akhir Baat Kya Hai, Tum Muje Dekhte Ho Aankhe Kyo Churakar Bhag Jati Ho?”
“Juth Na Bolo PINKI Anti. Chori Karne Ki Meri Aadat Nahi Hai.” Chh Saal Ki Ladki Ne Kaha.

Ek Private Narsing Home Me Bharti Daulatamand CHINTU Ji Ne Khubsurat Nars PINKI Se Kaha- “Sister Mai Tumse Shadi Karna Chahtaa Hu.”
“Sorry! Apke Parivar Me “Sister” Se Shadi Karne Ka Rivaz Hai?” PINKI Ne Jawab Diya

Kisi Kaam Se Pados Ki Ek Vruddh Mahila PINKI Ke Ghar Aai ! Aupachariktaawash Unke Liye Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Sharbat Banakar Le Aai.
“Bahu, Mai Kaanch Ke Gilas Me Nahi Piungi.” Vruddh Mahila Ne Kaha.
“Is Par Paas Baithi PINKI Ki Chh Varshiy Putri Boli- “Isi Me Pi Lijiye. TUT Gaya To Mammi Kuchh Nahi Kahegi.”

Guddi (Apni Saheli Nirjaa Se)- “Maine Apne Pati Guddu Ko Unki Ashiqmijaji Par Bahut Kharikhoti Sunayi.”
Nirjaa- “Fir To Bechare Sharm Se Pani-Pani Ho Gaye Honge?”
Guddi- “Are Nahi, Ulte Kahne Lage Ki Tumhe Bhi Ameriki Rashtrpati Ki Patni Se Sabak Sikhna Chahiye.

Guddi (Guddu Se)- “Darling, Kal Ham Shadi Karne Ja Rahe Hai. Mai Tumse Kuchh Nahi Chhipana Chahti.
Apne Pichhale Prem Prasango Ke Bare Me Tumhe Sab Kuchh Bata Dena Chahti Hu.”
Guddu- “Tumne To 2 Saptah Pahle Hi Sab Kuchh Bata Diya Hai.”
Guddi- “Par Wah To 2 Saptah Pahle Ki Bat Hai. Is Bich To….”

Rajnish Purohit