Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya…

Shiv ki jyoti se prakash badhta hai,
Jobhi jaata hai Bholey ke dwaar,
kuch na kuch usse zarror milta hai
“Jai Bhole Baba”

Happy Shivaratri to all. Bhagwan Bholenath,
I pray to you for all the people in this world.
Please give everyone happiness, peace and lots of smiles.
This is my prayer for today. Om Namah Shivaaye!

Shiv ki shakti, shiv ki bhakti, khushi ki bahar mile,
Mahadev ki kripa se aapko zindgi ke her kadam
per safalta mile.Happy Maha Shivratri.

Bhagwan Bholenath, I pray to you for all the people in this world. Please give everyone happiness, peace and lots of smiles. This is my prayer for today. Om Namah Shivaaye!!

Shivratri blessings to you and your family. May the almighty Lord Shiva bless you all with good things and perfect health.

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling
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Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are waha Vo kaise?
sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.
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2 sardar sending sms their GF
1st sardar:Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2nd:no
1st:Why?
2nd:usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
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Ek sardar jo bhi kam karata tha usme puri tarah doob jata tha……
Aurr… ak din… usne ak gadda khod liya…..
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Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..
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Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to…

Wake up dost, subah ho gayi hai,
Don’t fear, aaj koi pressure nahi hai,
Ghumne firne ka precious time hai..
Day sunday today, Joy aaj yahin hai!

Good Morning Sunday!

Subh ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,
Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh Jannat si Zamin de Aapko.
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You r my sweet SONA,
I don’t want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart’s KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
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Suraj ki pahli kiran
Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!!
..Gud mrng
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Morning is God’s way of saying:
“One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul…”
Gud Morg…
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A cup of hot hello’s,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success.
Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely…!
Gud Mrng..!
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Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se savera ho gya.
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Never Blame A Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods’ Blessings..
Good Morning
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If you see some one without a smile,
Give him one of yours,
Because you are among a few good people Who can shine others life by just walking with him a few miles…

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein…
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Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai…
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God created world in 6 daz Bt took centuries 2 come up wt some1 as bUtiful as U!
Well…Ajoobo ko banane mein waqt toh lagta hain na….
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Kuch kehna hai apse
Dar lag raha hay k kaisay kahun
Wahi baat jo dil ko choo Jai
Wohi 3 lafz
Mind to nahi karo gay?
Kehdun?
“INSAAN BAN JAO”
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Chand pe aapka Naam likhnay ko jee chahta hay
par kya karu……
Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi jata hay
Doosri baat yeh k ye khiyaal hamaeshaa duphair kohe Aata hay :p
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Pyar ko mat chupao Usay zarurat hay jatanay Ki
apni khuwaisho ko mat chupao Usay zarurat hay bahar anay ki
ab aur Perfume Mat lagao
tumhai zarurat hai Nahanay ki…
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Jivan k kathin Rasto per Kaun Apka Saath Nibhata hay?
Main?
Aapka Dost?
Nahi?
to phr or Kaun?
AAp ke chappal Ulloo :P
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Hamari Life Us Waqt complete Hoti hay..
jab Aap ho or may hun
Or hamaray
chotay chotay
Pyaray Pyaray
Sweet Sweet
cute Cute
Nannay nanay
shararti
SMs Hon :P
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Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai…

Aajadi ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge,
Sahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge,
Bachi ho jo ek bund bhi garam lahu ki…
Tab tak bharat mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hane denge.
Happy Independence Day
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Aao jhukke salam kare unko jinke,
Hisse me ye mukam aata hai,
Khushnasib hota hai wo khun,
Jo desh ke kaam aata hai.
“Jay hind Jay bharat”
Happy Independence Day
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28 states
1618 languages
6400 castes
6 ethnic groups
29 festivalS
1 COUNTRY, PROUD TO BE: INDIAN :
Happy Independence Day
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Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko Jashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se.
Happy Independence Day
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Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chata hu…
Han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahte hai…
Wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Apunka pehala SMS 15th Aug Ko ,ye le pakad le
Sare zahan se achcha hindusta hamara ,
aao milke wada kare jhanda ucha rahe hamara!
Happy Independence Day
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Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
But i like only one day
That is INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Happy Independence Day to You
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Aao desh ka samman kare shahidon ki kurbaniya yad kare,
Ek bar fir se desh ki Kamaan hum Hindustani apne hath mai le,
Aao swantantrata diwas ka maan kare.
Happy Independence Day
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Azad Hindudustan k nalayak nojawano,
Agar aaj valentines day hota ya phr frendshp day hota,
To inbox full hota….
Chalo jaldi se utho aur sab ko
INDEPENDENCE DAY wish karo.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Watan hamra misaal mohabbat ki,
todta hai deewar nafrat ki,
meri khus nasibi,mili zindagi is chaman me,
bhula na sake koiiski khusboo saton janam me,
Happy Independence Day
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We celebrate Velentine day and We enjoy friendship day.
Because we are free and Independent to do this in India.
So the biggest acheivement is our INDEPENDENT DAY.
Happy Independence Day
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We are very proud to be an Indian,
So love our Nation,
Work for our Nation to Grow,
Hava a sprit,
Jai hind,
Happy Independence Day