Tue 30 Mar 2010
In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to “APRIL FOOL” banjaye…
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu….?
December 26th, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.
December 26th, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Karenge To Kya Hoga….?
Socho Yar….
Simple Yar ….
Unki Topi Gir Jayegi aur kiya hoga..
December 26th, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
main khisti tu kinara ,
main matar tu paneer ,
main barish tu badal ,
main rajma tu chawal,
main hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
December 26th, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR…
December 26th, 2010 at 12:51 PM
Dard bhara ek shair arz hai…
hath pe lag gayi sui
arz kiya hai
hath pe lag gayi sui
zara tawajja se sunain
hath pe lag gayi sui
oui oui oui oui oui
December 26th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
FOOL se
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath
wish kiya,
“U r the most beauti FOOL,
wonderFOOL
& colorFOOL
amongst all FOOLS……..!!!!!!!
December 26th, 2010 at 12:52 PM
ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana
ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana
uper vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe zaror batana
December 26th, 2010 at 12:53 PM
For Pepsi “Shahrukh”
For Coke “Aamir”
For Mirinda “Vivek”
For fanta “Rani”
& For Thums Up “Akshay”
Don’t worry
For Bante wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!
“Happy April Fool Day”
December 26th, 2010 at 12:53 PM
In haseeno se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
December 26th, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Nigahon ko nigahon se mila ker to dekho….,
dil ki bat ek bar bata ker to dekho…,
sab kareeb aney lagen ge teray…,
ek hafta lagatar NAHA ker to dekho