Fri 17 Jul 2009
1)Kitne admi the.? – Sholay (1975)
2)Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai’ – Waqt (1965)
3)Babumoshai…! – Anand (1970)
4)Aap ke paon dekhe, bahut haseen hai. Inhe zameen par mat utariyega — maile ho jayenge – Pakeezah (1972)
5)Mujhse dosti karoge? Bobby (1973)
6)Mere pas ma hai – Deewar (1975)
7)Mogambo khush hua – Mr. India (1987)
8)Dosti mein no sorry, no thank you – Maine Pyar Kiya (1988)
9)Mein chota sa, pyara sa, nanha sa, baccha hoon – Chaalbaaz (1989)
10)Bade bade deshon mein, aisi choti choti baatein hoti rahti hain – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge (1995)
December 29th, 2010 at 9:16 PM
Cool, Salman Khan and Sonakshi Sinha coming together in upcoming movie Dabangg. Movie set take place in Laalgunj, Uttar Pradesh. Below are two special Dabangg movie funny jokes only for Indian.
Dabangg movie jokes
1) Tu hai meri aur me hu sirf tere liye
Wah wah
Tu hai meri aur me hu sirf tere liye
Wah wah
Munni Badnaam hui darling tere liye…
2) Asman se gir rhi hai Rain
Wah wah
Asmaan se gir rhi hai Rain
Wah wah
Tere mast-2 do Nain,
Mere dil ka le gye Chain
December 29th, 2010 at 9:31 PM
A great movie joke “Raajneeti of college and university students”: After releasing good movie of Bollywood Raajneeti star like Ajay Devgan, Ranbir Kapoor, Arjun Rampal, Manoj Bajpai, Katrina Kaif, Nana Patekar and Naseeruddin Shah knocked India. Here is a great PJ of latest movie Raajneeti. Hope everyone enjoy very well.
“Abhi to hamari book ka first page khula bhi nahi tha ki exam aa gayi”
“Abhi to pen se likhna start bhi nahi kiya tha ki hamara paper berehmi se chhinn liya gaya tha”
“Abhi to iska gam mita bhi nahi tha ke result aa gaya AUR iske aansu sukhe bhi nahi the ke University exam aa gayi”
“University ka single point plan hai ke kaise exam me fail kiya jaye par…”
“JAWAB MILEGA…KARARA JAWAB MILEGA”
December 30th, 2010 at 12:39 PM
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