Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi….
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Propose karne ka sher:
Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta…

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
Wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
To aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
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:-C
:’(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi…

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