Sun 14 Feb 2010
Funny Hindi SMS
Posted by Rahul under Funny Hindi SMS , Hindi SMS Jokes , SMS in Hindi[48] Comments
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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
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Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
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KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
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Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
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Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
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Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
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Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
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Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
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Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
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Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
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aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
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Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…
February 17th, 2010 at 5:56 PM
jis jameen par pade namaaz voh sada fakar kare,
khushiyaan aye tumhare ghar ghar me ALLAH tumhari DUA kabul kare
February 20th, 2010 at 5:54 PM
aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
March 1st, 2010 at 3:39 PM
hey Brothers Very good sms yar thanks bye
April 11th, 2010 at 8:30 PM
Nice job
June 11th, 2010 at 12:22 AM
jis jameen par pade namaaz voh sada fakar kar
e, khushiyaan aye tumhare ghar ghar me ALLAH
tumhari DUA kabul kare
June 20th, 2010 at 2:41 PM
verry good yar mind bloing………..
June 24th, 2010 at 9:11 PM
fisal kar farsh pe sambhal jauo to koi baat bane .
dil ki baat juban pe ajaye to koi baat bane
ruk ruk ke youn to hawaon ka chalna dekha uda ke achanl dikha chehra to koi baat bane
June 24th, 2010 at 9:17 PM
mahfile aam hogai mere mohabbat ka charcha
glyon me ho gai badnam mere mohabbat ka charcha
dil pe jakham bana gai unki bewafai
ab to har juban pe aam hai mere mohabbat ka charcha
October 10th, 2010 at 4:24 PM
Mausam kitna suhana hai,thandi thandi hawa ka zamana hai kuch sms to kar liya karo balance kya SASURAL bhijwana hai..
October 28th, 2010 at 9:35 PM
Aasma ko aasma ki kami nahi hoti, fulo ko baharo ki kami nahi hoti, fir q hume yaad karoge aap to aasma ho, or aasma ko sitaroon ki kami nahi hoti.
October 28th, 2010 at 9:37 PM
zindegi ne hume bus gum diye, kushiya nahi sirf gum diye, muskura ne ki bajah na diya, par rone ka bahana v na kam diye.
October 29th, 2010 at 6:58 AM
hiiiiiiii! i m vicky.
October 29th, 2010 at 6:59 AM
hiiiiiiii! neha…. happy diwali…
October 29th, 2010 at 8:06 AM
Tujhe kavi na vul payenge hum, bus yehi 1 vada niva payenge hum, mita denge khud ko vi jahan se, par tera naam dilse na mita payenge hum.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:09 AM
Aankhon me ansoon ki lakir ban gayi,
kavi na socha wo taqdir ban gayi,
humne to firai thi reet pe ungliya,
thik se dekha to unki tasveer ban gayi.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:13 AM
Zindegi badal jate hai waqt k sath,
kuch saks badal jate hai waqt k sath,
waqt na badal te hai zindegi k sath,
par zindegi badal jate hai kuch saks k sath.
October 29th, 2010 at 8:14 AM
Agar koi macchar kate aapko,
to mat hona hairan,
q ki anjaane mai hi sahi,
lekin aap kar rahe ho rakt daan..
October 30th, 2010 at 11:58 AM
i love you
October 30th, 2010 at 11:59 AM
you are so sweet
very beautiful
very smart
November 20th, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Iis jamane ki har najar tum per hai
Us jamane ki har nager se door rahena tum
Bass hamari hi nazro se hi is jamane ko dekaha karo
Kuki hamari har nazar tum per hai jani.
November 20th, 2010 at 11:18 AM
I LOVE YOU TOO
November 20th, 2010 at 11:43 AM
HUM SE DOSTI KAROGE TO
APNE HAJARO GUM BHOOL JAOGE TUM
DOOR RAHE KAR BHI HAMARE PASS HO TUM
PHIR BHI HUMSE DOORIYA BANA TUMHARI FITRAT SI HAI
HAMARI HAR NAZAR HAI TUM PER
PHIR BHI HUM HI SE NAZAR CURATE HO TUM
IS JAMAE SE DARNA MAAT
KUKI HAMARA SATH HI KAPHI HAI TUMHARE SATH
donmehu@rocketmail.com
December 11th, 2010 at 9:55 PM
yeh na samchana ki kar diya kagajkala maine
kitne gamo ki lagi hai shayi tam kahi yeh rang aya hai
December 17th, 2010 at 3:27 PM
2niyan me 3 tarah k kushnshib hote hai.
1)Jise sacha pyar milata hai
2)Jise sacha yaar milata hai.
3)Jise mera SMS baar-2 milata hai.
December 21st, 2010 at 3:50 PM
maa ki choot ankita randi behan ki lavdija ke gamd mara manoj say
December 25th, 2010 at 7:05 PM
pyse ko pani chahiye,
bhoke ko pani chahiye,
rahamat ho kuda ki to hame,
pyara sa dildar chahiye
December 25th, 2010 at 7:07 PM
pyse ko pani chahiye,
bhuke ko khana chahiye,
rahmat ho khuda ki to hame,
pyara sa dildar chahiye.
December 25th, 2010 at 7:19 PM
zindgi ek sagar hai,
pyar ek taalab hai,
jisme koi bhi aa sakta hai or ja sakta hai,
par dil to dil hai,
usme usehi aane dena jo uske kabil hai
January 9th, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Girl:
aisa khat likh sajna, meri umria beet jaye padte padte…
Boy:f.%i.oi>xE’l1+:e y#a#”e!%>;?##x -uy ?w ?w ‘ee(p+>i*…#
Ritesh
9098133004
January 9th, 2011 at 6:59 PM
Hamara paper tha hum udas ho gaye,Hamne puri sheet pe apki tasveer bana dali or hum pass ho gye.
Batao kase
Qki
paper drawing ka tha or cartoon banana tha…#
Ritesh
9098133004
January 9th, 2011 at 7:00 PM
Khusi hamesa har dard chupa deti hai,
Arzoo hamesa khwahis jga deti hai;
Tanhai ki to ab adat si hai,
Par dosti apki har gam bhula deti hai…#
Ritesh
9098133001
January 9th, 2011 at 7:01 PM
“HaR KaMYaBi Pe AaPKa NaaM Ho,
“AaPKe HaR KaDaM PaR DuNiYa Ka SaLaM Ho,
“THaND Ka SaMNa HiMMaT Se KaRNa,
“HuM NaHi CHaHTe Ki AaPKo SARDI JuKaM Ho…#
Ritesh
9098133004
January 9th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
Doctor Or Bhagwan ko kbhi Naraj Mt krna,Q ki jb Bhagwan Naraj ho to wo Dctr K pas Bhej Deta He Or Dctr jb Naraj Ho Wo Bhagwan K Pas Bhej Deta H…..#
Ritesh
9098133004
January 9th, 2011 at 7:02 PM
Ek chhoti si fish ne apni maa se pucha hum pani me kyun rehte hain zameen pe kyu nahi? Maa ne kaha hum fish hain isliye pani me rehte hain, Zameen pe to sab selfish rehte hain…#
Ritesh
9098133004
January 9th, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Kitabo ke panne palat ke sochte hai,
Yu palat jae zindgi to kya baat hai,
Tamannae jo hai khwabo me,
Haqikat ban jae to kya baat hai,
Kuch log matlab ke liye dhundte hai hame,
Bin matlab koi aye to kya baat hai,
Katal kar ke to koi b le jaye dil mera,
Koi baato se le jaye to kya baat hai,
Jo sharifo ki sharaft me baat na ho,
1 sharabi keh jaye to kya baat he,
Zinda rehne tak to khushi denge sabko,
Kisiko hmari maut se khushi mil jaye to kya baat hai …#
Ritesh
9098133004
January 10th, 2011 at 12:45 PM
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
January 22nd, 2011 at 11:54 AM
zindagi ki khubsurti ye nahi ki Aap kitne khush Ho,
Balki zindgi ki Asli khubsurti ye He ki dusre aapse kitne khush He.
January 22nd, 2011 at 12:12 PM
khamoshi me jo sunoge wo awaz hamari hogi Zindgi bhar sath rahe wo dosti hamari Hogi Duniya ki hr khushi 1din tumhari hogi kyonki in sab k pichhe dua hamari hogi 9773795865
January 25th, 2011 at 6:39 PM
‘SMS’ is more important than ‘Calling’
Bcoz
‘Call talk’ comes from ‘LIPS’ But
‘Sms’ comes from ‘HEART’
Don’t hide ur feelings of heart.
February 20th, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Paper ki roti note ka achar
tubelite k kirne question ki bahar
teacher ki dushmani dosto ka pyar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar…#
Ritesh
9098133004
February 20th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Barish ka pyar bhara sprash vasundhara ko mahkaye.panchi ka prem sprash bejan ando me jan dal jaye.Maa ki mamta mayi chuvan se nanha sishu muskaye.nimral aur pavitra pyar ki sheetal chanv aapki jivan me apar khusiya bikhray…#
Ritesh
9098133004
February 20th, 2011 at 11:54 AM
Har Taraf Padhai ka saya h
Har paper me zero aaya h
Hum to yuhi chale jaate hai bina muh dhoye exam dene
aur log kehte hai Sala raat bhar padhke aaya h…#
Ritesh
9098133004
February 20th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Kal rat meri ankho se ek ansu nikal aya mene kaha tu bahar kyu aya usne kaha tumhari ankho me koi itna samaya h ki mai chahkr bi apne liye jagah nhi bna paya…#
Ritesh
9098133004
February 20th, 2011 at 11:55 AM
Hansi Aayi Hame Rone Se Pahle,
Unhen Paya Tha Kab Khone Se Pahle,
Na Jane Raat Ab Kaise Kategi Meri,
Wo Phir Yaad Aaye Sone Se Pahle…Gd ngt…#
Ritesh
9098133004
February 20th, 2011 at 11:57 AM
Tute hue Phul Khushbu
De Jate H_
Bite Hue Pal Yade
De Jate H_
Har Kisi ka Andaz H
Apnaapna_
Koi Pyar Me Dosti To
Koi Dosti me Pyar De jate H…#
Ritesh
9098133004
April 20th, 2011 at 2:21 PM
Dil do kisi ek ko,
Magar kisi nek ko,
Ye mandir ka prasad nahi……………
Jo baant te firo har ek ko
April 20th, 2011 at 2:24 PM
Bikhre ashko k moti hum piro na sake,
Saari raat hum teri yaad mai so na sake.
Bheeg na jaye aansuo mai tasveer teri……..
Bus yehi soch kar hum ro bhi na sake.
April 23rd, 2011 at 12:09 PM
Love is a hand watch, only one person can see the time,
But friendship is like a wall clock, every one can see the time.