Thu 20 May 2010

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai? Any Guess? . . . . OK I’ll Tell You… MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho. Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
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GREAT INDIANS: When Power Goes Off in US, They call Power House. In China, They Check Fuse . But in India, First thing is To check Neighbor’s House. “Sabki Gayi Hai Na?” Buss!
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Maine kaha “Dil Ruba” Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha “Paise Nahi” Usne kaha “Kaise nahi” Maine kaha “Mehangai Hai” Usne kaha “Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai..
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Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime…
– - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - -
I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
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Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. GALTI SE
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May 21st, 2010 at 4:02 PM
Padosi jab baat kare to
haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
May 21st, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Very beautiful brother
May 21st, 2010 at 9:23 PM
Arz kya hai
Atma chod gai sharir purana
Atma chod gai sharir purana
didi tera dewar diwana
June 20th, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Padosi jab baat kare to
haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
October 10th, 2010 at 4:22 PM
Jara apna naam to batyega.
Join kya kiya hai farmayega.
yo hi na armano ko machalne do,
Sham tak hi sahi CALL to kijiyega.
November 24th, 2010 at 9:56 PM
garmi me kulfi khane ka mazza aata hai,
thandi me coffe ka mazza hai,
hum water fall ki tarah sms karte hai,
or aap ka munciplity k water ki tarah reply aata hai…