Santa Se Puchha Ki-

“Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Santa-”Cockroach”
Why?

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kyuki…. Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai….

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Ek PHOTOGRAPHER
HIMESH ki dur se
PHOTO le raha tha
GUESS WHAT DID
HIMESH SAY?

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Zara zoom zoom
Karo zoom zoom
Zara zoom zoom Karo zoom.

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Banta: yaar santa e baat bata …

Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho..?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,

mujhe is baat ka dar lagta hai

jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai…..

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pagal hone ka sabse aasaan tarika
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Uff, , pagal hone ka kitna shauk hai, ki tarika dhunda ja raha hai..

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life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste

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Wife hinting husband 4 a new car
Says : “Dear, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it”
He gifted her a weighing machine

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