Wed 3 Feb 2010
Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai
Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’
Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
February 5th, 2010 at 6:29 PM
thish website is very nice.sms is very lovely.
February 5th, 2010 at 6:41 PM
Poonam ki raat mechand badal jata
hai.
waqt ke saath insan badal jata hai.
sochte hai aapko paresan na kare.
mgar,sochte sochte plan badal jata hai… this mgs is nice.
hi freind i am sira.
my email adres is sy_hala @yahoo.co.in
pls send me sms
February 5th, 2010 at 6:51 PM
Har safar me aapka saath hum denge.
Apne pyar ki sogat hum denge.
Girne lago to hath hum denge.
Or na bhi giro to?????
Ek lat hum denge…
hi i am C-raj(siraj)