Hindi Jokes

Changu:-Dekho meri shadi-ko 20 saal guzar chuke hay aur
aaj deen tak main ek hi stee-ko prem kar raha hun.
Mangu:-Ye to bahot achhi baat hay.
Changu:-Aur khatarnak bhi,jo meri patni-ko iski jaan (pahechan)
hote hi woh muze jaan se maar dalegi.

Champa:-Kal mere pati sath meri ladai ho gai,
ghusse-me unho-ne kaha ke tun jahannamme jaa.
Manju:-Fir tune kya kiya?
Champa:-Main us-se kya dab jaungi,main aaj hi mere piyar jaati hun..

Champa:-Are manju,aaj kyu teri ankhen suji hui hey?
Manju:-Kya kahun? mera baba (Mangu) sari raat ro raha tha,
unghta hi na tha.
Champa:-To ik halrda ga dena tha.
Manju:-Gaya, par mangu-ke pappa-ne kaha rahene de,
iss-se to mangu ro raha hey ye jiyada achha lagta hay….

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