Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Thu 16 Apr 2009

ANKHE KHULI REHTI THI JINKI PALKE CHUMNE KO,
LAB PYASE REHTE THE JINKE HONT CHUMNE KO ,
WO AAJ HBI JATI HAI KAYAMAAT BAAN KAR,
BUS FARK ITNA HAI HAMARE NAHI KISI AUR KE SAAT GHUM NE KO.

From: SANJAY (JAMS143S@YAHOO.COM)

 

4 Responses to “Insult SMS”

1. ZOHARALI Says:
   April 23rd, 2009 at 2:59 PM

   • Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi ji was four years old.

2. jay mehra Says:
   May 29th, 2009 at 12:05 PM

   itna to mera dil janta jarur hai,
   kitni tu mere pass hai kitni tu duur hai.

   sochta hu to ahsass mahak jate hai,
   kisi fool ne chume the kabhi hath mere.

3. jay mehra Says:
   May 29th, 2009 at 12:07 PM

   har ek gali ki khak to ham chante nahi,
   matlab nikal gaya to pahchante nahi.

4. Asim shabbir Says:
   November 7th, 2010 at 8:34 PM

   Madam: boy se kaha hai copy kaha hai pen.
   Boy: jab se tumhai dekha kiya copy kiya pen.

   Tere mast mast do nean mere dil ka le gaye chen.
   Gayab hai copy aur kho gaye pen