Wed 4 Aug 2010
Formula 1
Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.
Formula 2
Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare.
Formula 3
Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.
Formula 4
unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift jarur de, yaa ek Rose.
Formula 5
uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.
Formula 6
Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.
Formula 7
unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.
Formula 8
agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.
Formula 9
Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.
Formula 100
Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.
Formula 11
Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.
Formula 12
Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.
Formula 13
Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.
Formula 14
Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai.
Formula 15
Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.
Formula16
Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.
Formula 17
agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.
Formula 18
aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.
Formula 19
Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.
Formula 20
Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.
Formula 21
Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai.
Formula 22
Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.
Formula 23
agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.
Formula 24
Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi.
Formula 25
Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge.
Formula 26
unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi.
Formula 27
Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.
Formula 28
jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune.
Formula 29
Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe.
Formula 30
Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare.
Formula 31
Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song jarur gaye.
Formula 32
Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.
Formula 33
agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye jaruri sabak hai.
Formula 34
Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare.
Formula 35
agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.
Formula 36
agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar jarur de.
Formula 37
unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi.
Formula 38
agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.
Formula 39
aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.
Formula 40
Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.
Formula 41
Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi. (click here for Funny SMS & Funny Shayari Collection)
Formula 42
agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai.
Formula 43
agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye. (click here for World’s largest collection of SMS)
Formula 44
agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne jarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche.
Formula 45
apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna “aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.
Formula 46
unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai.
Formula 47
agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.
Formula 48
agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur jarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe.
Formula 49
agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega.
Formula 50
Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe.
Formula 51
Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare.
Formula 52
agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi.
Formula 53
agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.
Formula 54
Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate jarur de. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai.
Formula 55
agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahe..
Formula 56
Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi.
Formula 57
agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath pakadkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose kare. wo aap ka Proposal jarur accept kar legi.
Formula 58
unki har ada ki tarif jarur kare, wo jarur khush hongi.
Formula 59
Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.
Formula 60
agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee jarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navaji ki kayal ho jayegi.
Formula 61
agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Holi ke din uske ghar unke sath Holi khelne jana na bhule aur unke sath khub hansi mazak kare.
Formula 62
agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar mile aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge.
Formula 63
aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse jarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.
Formula 64
Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.
Formula 65
Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.
Formula 66
agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chod de.
Formula 67
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.
Formula 68
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.
Formula 69
agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.
Formula 70
aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye jaruri hai.
Formula 71
aap unke prati hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.
Formula 72
agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi
Formula 73
Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.
Formula 74
Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai.
Formula 75
intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai.
Formula 76
Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai.
Formula 77
Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.
Formula 78
aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi.
Formula 79
agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse jarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.
Formula 80
hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki aur attract karegi
Formula 81
agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks jarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.
Formula 82
agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye.
Formula 83
Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.
Formula 84
apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse jarur impress hongi.
Formula 85
aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki “aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi”. aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai.
Formula 86
apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan jarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi jaruri hai.
Formula 87
unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi gujre unhe dekhne ki koshish jarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana jaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai.
Formula 88
agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unke Paanv (charan) chhue. Ladki turant aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi).
Formula 89
agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse “AAP” kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hai.
Formula 90
unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.
Formula 91
har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.
Formula 92
aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi.
Formula 93
mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- “Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo”. wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai.
Formula 94
unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.
Formula 95
aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.
Formula 96
Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye sexy dikhne ke liye shave karte rahe.
Formula 97
Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe, Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.
Formula 98
agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Patti.
Formula 99
Ladkiyan apne Julfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke Julfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare. (click here for Tarif Shayari)
Formula 100
aap unki sabhi baaton par agree kare unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.
Formula 101
aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye, isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi
……..:::: :::::: best of luck :::::::::… ……
August 5th, 2010 at 1:49 PM
Agr in farmulon se kiusi ko mar khani pade to hamari koi gaurantee nahi
August 5th, 2010 at 9:09 PM
If u falling in true love after that u don’t need to use any formula all the formulas are (feelings) are generate in u r heart automatically. Don’t worry. Love is Life
August 6th, 2010 at 5:41 PM
yeh sab apne ne likha ladki patjana ke bad koi dusra aka same kara toh wat i do tell meeeeeeee
August 8th, 2010 at 4:38 PM
apne likha to thik hi hai, lekin ek formula main apne likha hai ki darpok mat bano, aur ek formula main apne likha hai ki LAFRE (ladai Jhgde)main mat pado. To main kaun sa formula apnaun
August 12th, 2010 at 10:40 AM
Agar koi ladka darpok hai toh woh mard nahin …lekin iska yeh matlab nahin ki hamesha bhaukaal jamaane ke liye ladai jhagda karta phirey.Agar tum sincere & respected person ho toh tumhaara gusse mein ek shabd hi kehna,kaam karega phir kisi ki himmat nahin ki tumhaare aage koi bol de……Likh lo!!!
August 13th, 2010 at 2:00 AM
abe pahle pata ho ta to na jane ab tak kitne chance koye he koi bat nahi phir se aajmate he
August 14th, 2010 at 2:51 PM
ye 101 formule kamel ke ha,if we use these formule’s then Ladkiya apne app set ho jayge……!!!!!
August 14th, 2010 at 3:04 PM
ARE YAAR. AISE FORMULA KISI KO MAT BATAO. AGAR ISME SE KOE BHI FORMULA APNAYA TO PAKKA LADKI APKE PICHE AISE PAD JAYENGI KI JAISE WO APKI BIWI HO.AUR SABKO PATA HE BIWI KYA CHEEJ HOTI HE.
August 15th, 2010 at 1:06 PM
I follow this formulla.
August 17th, 2010 at 2:53 PM
AACHA HAI FORMULA LAKIN KUCH SAHI HAI TO KUCH SAHI NAHI HAI….VAISE THANKS DEAR
August 18th, 2010 at 12:16 AM
Ab dekh is form. Se kitne ladkio ko patata hu.
August 18th, 2010 at 12:52 AM
aap ke formule se ladki patate patate saal nikal jaige jab tak to uske 2-3 baby ho jaya gi……
August 20th, 2010 at 5:15 PM
Oye majnoo log!! All these formulae are for a true lover!! Not for a play boy …
August 20th, 2010 at 6:47 PM
ap ki sab baat thik hai.ap ne jo kaha ki pahle ladke ko hi propose karna padta hai yeh baat apki sahi hai . kash 10 aug se pahle me apka formula pad leta. she is engaged.
August 24th, 2010 at 4:41 PM
oay kakey tuje mein ek baat kahu ……true love k liye ye formula use karega to teri wali ko kavi bhi pyar nai de sakega…….
.aabay ….formula looks good in paper
August 31st, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Thanks yar this vry useful.
December 9th, 2010 at 11:04 PM
Aisi bhi time ayega pata nahi ta k
ladki patane k b koi formulae nikale
par tab bhi sab real facts ladkio ki rojana adato se milti hai..
Aur ye try karke apna luck azmane me koi dikhat nahi hai..
Best guide
awsum…
December 10th, 2010 at 12:34 AM
oye yaaro, formulla ko maaro goli aur raho apne full confidence me… kisi k liye koi changing mat laao khud me, jo koi, tum jaise ho baise par hi accept kare tabhi sachha pyaar milega…
likh k rakh lo!
December 10th, 2010 at 12:35 PM
Love is a live not a jok
So don,t play with love
December 10th, 2010 at 4:33 PM
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December 20th, 2010 at 10:45 PM
you r very nice ye formule to patner film me salman ne govida ko bataye the jiske karn govinda ne tumhari k.kaif ko apni girlfriend banaya tha.
December 20th, 2010 at 10:53 PM
ap bahut smart @ very luking farmule likhte ho apko to love guru ka aaword milna chhiye
January 10th, 2011 at 9:11 PM
How to Impress a Girl
1- First of All Girl want to feel special let her realize How special is she for you.
2- Admire Her from the core of your Heart and don’t use filmy words ( Normally girls dont like it )
3- Girls Love flowers so go with a bunch of flowers if you ar going to meet her.
4- get dressed properly, girls always notice your dressing sense.
5- Try doing something uncommon or unexpected what she could not expect from you if you are going to propose her.
6- The very common but always in girls preference gift is a good Soft toy, mind my words girls cant say no for soft toys.
7- Gift her chocolates as after propose day next is Chocolate Day and girls love chocolates more then anything else.
8:- When you are out for lunch or Dinner, She will notice your eating style, your taste of food, your table manner etc,
9- After doing all this Check her mood weather she is happy and comfortable with you or not. Don’t propose her without knowing this.
10- If everything is fine and normal Hold her hands and propose her with a red rose. This is old but always working .
Hope you enjoy few small but useful tips to impress a Girl.
February 5th, 2011 at 2:01 PM
KISI KO PATANE K LIYE PYR HE KAFI H BAAKI SB BAKVAS H
February 15th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Ladki ko pahle dekho aur wo jab aapke samne dekhe to use ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch hai aur jab wo gaal ko saaf kare to ishare se bolo ki iss gaal par nahi baju ke gaal par hai, this is best formula in the world..is tarah se maine kai ladkiyo ko pataya hai.
February 15th, 2011 at 3:47 PM
Kisi ladke ko patana aap ladkiyon k liye zyada badi baat nahi hai. Agar kisi ladke ko pata chal jaye ki aap use chahti hain to wo khud hi dum hilaate hilaate aapke peeche aa jayega. Ek to ladkon ko uchit ladki nahi milti – aisa sunhera avsar wo kadachit nahi chhodenge. Fir bhi kuch doodh ke dhoole ladke honge jo aap ki bhavnaon ko samajhne mein waqt lagate ho. Tab aap ke paas ek hi raasta hai – Dhongibaba ke sujhaav. Chalo aage padhiye ladkon ko patane ke 12 tarike.
1. Ladkon ko hasmukh ladkiyan badi pasand aati hain. Tum uske ghatiya se ghatiya baat par bhi zor-zor se haso. Wo bahut khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega.
2. Tum jis ladke ko chahti ho uske doston ke saath thodi flirting kiya karo. Tum jise chahti ho use bilkul bhav mat do. Wo jalan se aag-baboola ho jayega. Tumhare prem mein wo joru ka ghulam ban jayega.
3. Jis ladke ko tum chahte ho, uske doston se uske baare mein poochti raha karo. Par khud usse kabhi baat mat karna. Wo khud tumse baat karne ko vyakul ho jayega. Fir tum use apne prem jaal mein faans lena.
4. Use jab bhi milo to hamesha akele hi mila karo. Aur uski taarif kar diya karo – kabhi chehre ki, kabhi kapdon ki to kabhi shareer ki. Ek din keh dena, aaj to bade mustande lag rahe ho. Wo paagal hokar tumhare kadmon mein gir padega.
5. Jise tum chahti ho uski behen se dosti kar lo. Aur uski behen se hamesha meethi-meethi baatein karke uske ghar aana jaana chalu kar do. Baaton baaton mein bata dena use ki tum uske bhai ko pasand karti ho. Baaki ka wo khud hi sambhal legi.
6. Ladkon ko sharmeeli ladkiyan bahut achhi lagti hain isiliye jab bhi usse milo to ekdum sharmeela pan dikhao. Wo baat karne ki koshish kare to sharma kar bhaag jao. Kuch aur kahe to keh do ki mujhe sharam aati hai. Uska dil pighal jaayega.
7. Jab bhi ghoomne jao aur paise kharch karne ka waqt aaye to tum bhi paise kharch kiya karo. Ladkon ko ye lagta hai ki agar unke jeevan mein koi ladki aayi to jeb dheeli ho jayegi. Tum kharcha karogi to wo khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega. Ek baar pyaar ho gaya fir tum batwa ghar bhool jaana – sab chalta hai.
8. Use boldo ki uski shakal-soorat aur baal kisi filmi hero se milte hain. Ye jhooti baatein bolte waqt hasna mat. Phir kya, wo is kadar tumhare liye paagal ho jaayega ki tum soch bhi nahi sakti.
9. Uske doston se bolo ki tumhare peeche to ladkon ki line lagi hai lekin tum shayad us ladke ko pasand karti ho. Jab ye baat ghoom phirkar us ladke tak pahunchegi to ismein uske doston ne itna mirch masala laga diya hoga ki tumhara kaam ban jaayega.
10. Agar uske paas gaadi ya bike hai, to use kaho ki tumhe thoda ghumane le jaaye. Kabhi lift maang liya karo. Jhoot-moot ka anand dikhao. Baaton baaton mein use apni mohmaya ke jaal mein fasa lo.
11. Use jis khel men ruchi hai tum bhi wahi khel khelo. Aue khelte samay ki tasveeren apne facebook mein post kardo. Jab tumhe hazaaron ladkon ke comments aayenge to wo khud hi tumhare baare mein soch soch kar tumhe apna dil de baithega.
12. Usse har choti-choti baaton ke liye salaah-mashwara liya karo. Wo khud ko khoob samajhdaar samjhega aur tum uski isi bewakoofi ka faayda uthakar usse meethi meethi baatein karti rehna.
Note: Aajkal ke zyaadatar ladke to pyaar ke naam par sirf ladkiyon ke dilon se khelna hi jaante hain. Isiliye hum to yahi kahenge, ladkiyon, in dushton se jitna door hi rahogi utni zyaada sukhi rahogi. Lekin fir bhi honhaar ladke to hote hain hamari tarah. Unhe pehchaan lo aur prem jeevan ka anand uthao.
February 15th, 2011 at 4:02 PM
Pyar mohabbat k vishay par sochne me hamara man tilmila utha. Hamare purush bhakt bade pareshaan the ki unka jeevan stree ke bina bilkul adhura hai. Isliye hum le aaye hain 30 tarike ladki patane ke. In baaton ko zyaada seriously na lein to hi achha hai. Joote-chappal padenge to humein dosh mat dena.
1. Jis ladki par tumhara mitra fida hai, tum bhi uspar pyar nyochavar karo. Jaise hi tumhara mitra koi galti kar baithe aur chappal khaye, tum jaakar us ladki ka dil behla do. Yaari dosti apni jagah, aur pyar mohabbat apni jagah.
2. Facebook par hamare hi page par dekho, kaafi yogya kanyaayen dikhengi. Dhang se baat karke dosti kar lo. Baat ban jaaye to humein dhanyavaad kar dena. Aisi vaisi baatein ki to hamare shraap se bach nahi paoge. Kaafi jan hamare shraap ka asar dekh chuke hain.
3. Tumhe jo ladki pasand hai, jaakar uski saheliyon ki khoob tareef karo. Wo sochegi ki unmein aisi kya baat hai jo usmein nahi. Aur khud hi tumhari taraf khinchi chali aayegi.
4. Kisi mahaan film abhineta ke saath apni tasveer khinchva lo. Aur sab logon ko dikha do ki tum kitne prasiddha ho. Tumhara uthna-baithna kitne bade log ke saath hai, dikha do.
Ladkiyon ko ye tasveer dikhakar impress kar do.
5. Hamesha apni hi baate karo. Ladki ki ek bhi mat suno. Aisa karne se ladkiyan samjhengi ki tum kaafi buddhimaan ho. Aur wo tum par marne lagengi.
6. Tum jise chahte ho use roz-roz har ghante pyaar-bhare sms bhejo. Tumhe use dikhana hoga ki tum use kitna chahte ho. Par dhyaan rahe sms freewale nahi hone chahiye, warna iska ulta asar hone mein der nahi lagegi.
7. Apne batwe me dher saare kaagaz bharke ghumo. Ladkiyon ko lagega ki tum bahut paise wale ho. Aur wo tumhe apne sapnon ka rajkumar samajhne lagengi. Jabki tum jaante ho ki tum to chai bechne wale rajkumar bhi nahi.
8. Apni jeb mein hamesha saat-aath ladkiyon ki tasveer rakho. Koi puchhe to bolo ki ye sab tumhe chahti hain aur tum duvidha mein ho ki kise pasand karoon. Bas tum jise chahte ho wo tumhe khone ke dar se tumhare pichhe lattoo ho jayegi.
9. Ladkiyan ki khoob taarif kiya karo. Chahe wo us taarif ke kaabil bhi hai ya nahi. Fir dekho chamatkaar ladki nahi to uski saheliyaan bhi paagal ho jaayengi tumhare peeche.
10. Use bata do ki zindagi mein sabse zyaada tum humein maante ho. Pyaar ke liye nahin par tum hamari bhakti mein jaan nyochhavar kar sakte ho. Ye baat batane se tumhara aadha kaam to wahin ho jaayega. Wo maan jayegi ki tum jaisa aur kahin nahi.
11. Apni taarif sunna kise achha nahi lagta. Isiliye hamesha naye-naye andaz mein uski taarifen kiya karo. Pyaar ki manzil paane mein aasani hogi.
12. Kisi ped par tumhara aur uska naam dil banake likh do. Aur fir kisi bahane use ye dikha do. Wo tumhare pyaar ka paagalpan dekhkar tumhe gale se lagaye bina nahi reh paayegi.
13. Uske mata-pita se apni jaan pehchan gehri bana lo. Kisi bhi bahane se unko roz ya to milne chale aao ya fir phone karlo. Unke dil mein ghar bana lo. Unki nazar mein ek susheel-honhaar ladke ban jao jo unki ladki ke liye ekdum badiya hai.
14. Kisi achhe se gulabi kaagaz mein apne dil ka haal likhkar use de do. Dene ke pehle patra par perfume chhidak dena. Prem patra mein apne baare mein kam aur uske aur uski khoobsurati ke baare man jyaada se jyaada baaten likhna.
15. Ghar ke neeche guitar ke saath gaana gaana purana ho gaya hai. Tum desi tarika apnao. Uske ghar ke niche harmonium lekar baith jao. Phir apni madhur aawaz se pyaar bhare geet sunakar uska dil jeet lo.
16. Jab bhi usse milo to sharmaana bilkul mat. Ladkiyon ko sharmeele ladke bilkul bhi pasand nahi aate. Hamesha uska haath pakad kar, aankhon mein aankhen daalkar hi baat kiya karo. Pet mein titliyan ud rahi ho fir bhi ekdum vishwaas se khade rehna.
17. Ladkiyon ko hatte-katte aur chaudhe seene waale ladke pasand aate hain. Isiliye koi achha sa gym join karlo aur apni body banakar uske saamne dosti ka haath badao. Wo tumhe mana nahi kar paayegi.
18. Jab bhi use milo to alag-alag gaadi/bike ke saath milna. Apne doston se unki gaadi/bike udhaar le liya karo ek din ke liye. Use lagega ki tum karodpati se kam nahi aur wo pat jayegi.
19. Ladki ke bhaiya se gehri dosti kar lo. Aur uske ghar aana jaana shuru kar do. Ek baar ladki ka bhai tumhare kaabu mein aa gaya to baad mein ladki bhi aa jaayegi. Lekin dhyan rahe unke gharpe ladki ko zyaada bhav mat dena.
20. Yadi tum apni padosan ko chahte ho to uske ghar aana jaana shuru kar do. Chai-patti, shakkar lene ke bahane uske ghar ke chakkar kaatna koi buri baat nahi. Fir ek din use chai peene apne ghar bulake apna dil ka haal bayaan kar do.
21. Hamesha doosre ladkon ki burai kiya karo. Aur bolo ki aajkal ke ladko ne to pyaar ko ek khel bana diya hai. Wo samajh jaayegi ki tum kitne sharif ho. Aur uske dil mein tumhare liye pyaar ki chingari jal uthegi.
22. Tum jise patana chaahte ho uska peecha kiya karo. Har roj uske chakkar kaato. Uske baare mein jaano. Wo kin logon se milti hai, kahan kahan jaati hai. Uske baad kam se kam 21 dino tak uske saamne mat aana. Wo khud bechain hokar tumse baat karne ke liye bekaraar ho jaayegi. Dhyan rahe is tarike mein pitaai ka khatra hai.
23. Jise tum chahte ho uski saheliyon se dosti karlo. Unse pata karo ki use kis tarah ke kapde pasand hai. Uske baad tum jab bhi uske saamne jao to vahi pehen kar jaana jo use pasand ho. Tum uske dil mein apne liye jagah bana loge.
24. Jise tum chahte ho uski sab se khaas saheli ko apni behen bana lo. Ek baar ye kaam ho gaya to baaki ka saara kaam uski saheli yaani ki tumhari behen hi kar degi. Use bhi to bhabhi chahiye.
25. Tum jise chahte ho, hamesha uski saheliyon ki tareef karo. Uski tareef mat karna jise tum pasand karte ho. Uske man mein jalan paida karo. Isse wo tumhari taraf aakarshit hogi.
26. Jab bhi tum usse milo to hamesha uske haal chaal poocha karo, saath mein ghar parivaar ki bhi 2-4 baaten kiya karo. Jitna jyada apnapan dikhaoge utne hi fatafat wo tumhari apni ban jayegi.
27. Jise tum chahte ho uske khoob chakkar kaato. Har samay uske aas paas raha karo. Aur phir jab wo tumse baat karne ki koshish kare to tum use bilkul ghaas mat dalo. Tum jitna door bhagoge wo utna hi tumhare paas aati jaayegi.
28. Jab bhi usse milo to kahin khaane ko zaroor lekar jao. Kharcha hamesha tumhe hi karna hai. Ladki patane ka yah sunhara formula hai. Apni pocket money double karwa lo.
29. Jise patana hai hamesha uski haan mein haan milaya karo. Wo sahi hai ya galat tumhe kya karna hai. Jitna uski haan mein haan milaoge utna hi uske dil ke karib aate jaaoge.
30. Upar ka koi tarika kaam na kare to apne mata-pita se kaho ki uske mata-pita se tumhari shadi ka prastaav rakh den. Jo kaam tum nahi kar paaye, shayad bade-busurg kar len
February 15th, 2011 at 4:03 PM
Agar college ki ladki ko patana hai to uske samne uski saheli ki bahut burai kro,thoda ajib hai lekin such me maine aisa kar ke 24 ladkiyo ko pataya hai or han ek baat aur apni personality ko behtar kro. bus phir kuch muskil nhi hai.
February 15th, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Agar aap apne class ki kisi ladki ko patana chahte hain to sabse pahle aap uski akhon mein akhein dal kar dekhiye. lekin baad mein uski taraf mat dekhiye use bhi dekhne ka mauka dijiye aise mein kuch hi dino mein wo aap se pat jayge
February 15th, 2011 at 4:07 PM
agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jayenge.
February 17th, 2011 at 8:33 PM
kya baat he ab to lardkiya pata hi loga
February 17th, 2011 at 8:34 PM
abhi se shuroo ho jata hu
March 17th, 2011 at 12:46 PM
ladkiyo ko patana aaj he shuroo karonga
March 26th, 2011 at 8:01 AM
i like rahul’s 28th post..it is helpful for me ….
March 26th, 2011 at 9:03 AM
aaj se aapke formule p amal karunga.
March 26th, 2011 at 2:46 PM
Yar mere ko to pat gai…
March 27th, 2011 at 10:02 PM
Tumhare liye to ladkiyan patana khel he. Let me clear. Lakiyan apna pyar apne aap hi dundh leti he unhe patane ki bhiu jarurat nahi padti.
April 5th, 2011 at 7:56 PM
padloo beta tumhari shadi tumhare maa baap karwa denge
April 14th, 2011 at 11:53 PM
ek baar karne me kya bura hai.
April 29th, 2011 at 3:52 PM
khuda se mangi mannat
wo bhi dua bankar na reh jaye
jisko chahta hu sabse zyada
wahi mere bachcho ki bua bankar na reh jaye………….