Wed 24 Jun 2009
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
January 28th, 2011 at 7:25 PM
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
January 28th, 2011 at 7:25 PM
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
January 28th, 2011 at 7:26 PM
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
January 28th, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Teacher: Baday Ho K Kya Banogay?
Sardar: Pilot
Teacher: Q?
Sardar: Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota.
January 28th, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
January 28th, 2011 at 7:27 PM
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
January 28th, 2011 at 7:28 PM
Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office
January 28th, 2011 at 7:28 PM
British:Y U All Indians r in differnt colors?look we r all white.
Sardar:horses r in different colors but donkeys r same.
January 28th, 2011 at 7:29 PM
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
January 28th, 2011 at 7:29 PM
A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.