Comments on: Sardar Jokes

By: Neha

Neha — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:59:28 +0000

A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

Neha — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:59:10 +0000

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Neha — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:58:48 +0000

British:Y U All Indians r in differnt colors?look we r all white.
Sardar:horses r in different colors but donkeys r same.

Neha — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:58:27 +0000

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Neha — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:57:58 +0000

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

Neha — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:57:34 +0000

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Neha — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:57:11 +0000

Teacher: Baday Ho K Kya Banogay?
Sardar: Pilot
Teacher: Q?
Sardar: Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota.

Neha — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:56:36 +0000

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

Neha — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:55:56 +0000

Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Neha — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 13:55:26 +0000

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.