Hindi SMS

Proposing Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,
Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta…

Aksar mere dil may ek saawal uthta hain
Kuch soochon to us ka hi khayal aata hain,

Jo na chaahon ke aayae us ka khayal
Zehen aur bhi us shakhs main khota hain

Main kaisay sumjhon ke yeh khayal kya hain,
Zehen mera us shakhs main khoya rehta hain,

Log kehtain hain yeh kya hua hai tumhain,
Main kehta houn main nay paa liya hai khud ko,

Dunya hai sar-e-bazar tijarat main garq
Aur hum hain apnay khuda main garq,

1) Pyar ka pehla khat likhne mai waqt toh lagta hai
Naye pariendo ko udne mein waqt toh lagta hai
Jism ki baat nahi thi unke dil tak jana tha !!
Lambi dori tayen karne mein waqt toh lagta hai..

2) Dost ko bhulana galat hai,
Unhi ka zindagi bhar saath hai.
Agar bhul gaye to khali haath hai,
Aur agar saath rahe to zamana kahega:
KYA BAAT HAI!

3) Is patthar ki duniya mein aksar dil tut jaya karte hai..
Ankhein bhi sambhal kar band karna mere dost,
Palko ke beech bhi aksar sapne tut jaya karte hai..

4) Yeh Dil Ho Gaya Tumhara, Har Yaad Mein Ho Tum,
Pukarta Hai Tumhe, Kyun Nahi Laut Aate Ho Tum.
Saansein Hain Chalti,
Har Saans Mein Ho Tum,
Tanha Ki Tanhaai Hai Roti, Phir Bhi Khaamosh Ho Tum…

5) Dekhi hazaro mehfile par ye fiza kuch aur hai,Jalwe dekhe hai hazaro magar
AAPKI ada kuch aur hai, Waise to hazaro JAAM hai pine ko, par AAPKE SMS ka nasha kuch aur hai.

6) Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi, Ho mat udas kabhi to baat bhi hogi. Itne pyar
se dosti ki hai, Khuda ki kasam jindagi rahi to mulaqat bhi hogi.

7) Ishq me dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi
jata,apne hisse ke sare sms aapko de du kyonki mujhse aapka kangal sms Box dekha nahi ja
ta.

Bagvan sri krishn ne geetha me kaha hai kaliyug me ek karmayogi dost hoga jo
sms karte rahega n dusra paapi padke muskuraega.Hass paapi hass

9) Is barish me hm bhig jayenge,tum saath ho to tufan se bhi takra jayenge,tum
jahan b ho mujhe yaad krlo, barish bankr hum tere pass aa jayenge..

10) Msg na karke
dil tod diya mera,
ab mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile
to apna rumal
udha dena,
Koi puchhe
rog kya thha,
to nazre jhuka k
apni Kanjusi bata dena.

Rishtey bohat ajeeb hote hai,
Kuch kareeb Kuch Azeez hote hai,
Kuch banate hain Hum Apni marzi se,
Kuch Humien Zindagi se Naseeb hote hai. .

Mann me sada
Vishwaas rahe,
‘Laxhmi-Ganesh’ ka
Vaas rahe,
Tyohaaro ke iss
Mausam me
Aapke ghar me
Khushiyo ka Nivaas rahe.
** HAPPY Deepavali**

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
“Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Diwali”

Kisi ki chahat ka TUM imtehaan na lena,
Jo nibhaya na ja sake woh Vaada na dena,
Jise TUMHARE bina jine ki adat na ho,
Usse kabhi Jine ki dua mat dena…

Neend apni bhulakar sulaya hamko,
aanshu apne gira kar hasaya hamko,
Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasweer ko..
zamana kehta hai MAA-BAAP jinko…

Dosti jaam hai pine ke liye
pyar naam hai jine ke liye
sabko nahi milte ham dosti ke liye
kyunki ham to jite hai sirf doste ke gam pine ke liye

Dosti Naam Hai sukh dukh ki kahani Ka
Dosti Raaz hai sada Muskurane Ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki Pehchaan nahi
Dosti Naam hai Umar bhar saath nibhane Ka

Gazal ki zarurat Mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyaar ki zarurat dil mein hoti hai
Bina dost ke adhuri hai jindagi
Kyun Ki dost Ki zarurat har pal hoti hai

“PHOOL” Khushboo ke liye,
” PYAAR” Nibhane ke liye
“AANKHAIN” Dil churane ke liye
Or Yeh Msg Aap Ko “MERI YAAD” Dilane ke liye.

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai? (my favorite)

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere laakhoon
rupaye fase huye hain.

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as ‘Jo-Hua’, ‘So-Hua’

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi,
Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi,
Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi,
kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi.

¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´
(´¸.·*yours forever.·*·.¸.´¯`>……….

^_^Raj Lalani^_^

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston ke liye haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dosti ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dosti ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! �

kaun kehta hai ishq me bas ikraar hota hai
kaun kehta hai ishq me bas inkaar hota hai
tanhai ko tum bebasi ka naam na do
kyunki ishq ka doosra naam hi intezar hota hai

dete ho kyun ye dard bus humi ko
kya samjhoge tum in ankho ki nami ko
yun to honge lakho deewane is chand kay
chand kya mehsus karega ek tare ki kami ko

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai