Hindi SMS

yahoo ki wo mulakatein
wo pyar bhari batein
wo loging hony ka intzaar
wo intzaar ki saaetein
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo farzi naam ka btana
haha likh ker jhoota qehqaha lagana
wo ASL poochny par
apni umar ko aor kam btana
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo pyar bhari tehreerien
wo yahoo ki emotion tasweerein
wo nick mein haal-e-dil likhna
wo net ko fast karny ki tadbeerien
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo typing se unglion mein dard hona
kisi baat per gusay se chehry ka zard hona
lafz sorry ka screen par atay hi
lehjay ka phir se sard hona
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo jaagna roz raton mein
wo chalakna pyar baton mein
wo type karty karty
lena mouse hathon mein
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo yahoo pe doosron ko ignore karna
har jumley par bohat ghor karna
wo dil per hath rakh kar bye kehna
aor zara der aor rukny per zor karna
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
tumhary login hotay hi
dostoon ka wo jhumgutha lag jana
tum se bat karny ki khatir
sir dard ka wo jhoota bahana
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
bewaja ki batoon per takraar karna
baar baar net meeting per israar karna
wo roman urdu mein ki gayi batein
pyar ka dabay lafzon mein izhar karna
kaho kya bhool jao ge?
wo doston se tumhara ID chupana
kabhi font badalna kabhi gungunanaa
der se jawab anay per
busy hony ka ilzam lagana
per lagta hai tum bhool gaye……
yahoo k aanchal per likhi hoyi kahani
per mujh ko yad hai har ik lafz zubani
khudara na tum aisa sitam karo
na karo tum aisi nadani…!!!

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Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai
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Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey
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Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
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* ***Meri taraf say apko 1 “PAPPI”
Apki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere “DOGGY” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam dia hai!*
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meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : phone karo
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to ..
plz jhoot bolna band karo
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kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?
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sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,
Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain?
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* * *Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there’s always
Time for Me 2 disturb You*
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jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye,
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na
jaye,
sms karny per paise lagty hain
magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye;)
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Mere dil ki kitab ko padhna kabhi,
Sapno me aake mujh se milna kabhi
Maine duniya sazai hai tere liye,
Meri nazro ki ummed ban’na kabhi
Bahut dur hai sitaro se roshan jahan,
Jra humkadam banke mere sath chalna kabhi
Bahut najuk seene mai DIL hai mera,
Tum andaj mohabbat banke dha’rkna kabhi

Socha hai aaj fir Unki yaado ko seene se lagaya jaaye,
Yaad karke unki aankho ko, chehre ko, is dil ko behlaya jaaye,
Rahenge Hosh main to yeh masroofiat hume unhe yaad karne nahi degi,
So madhosh hone ke liye aaj fir ik jaam uthaya jaaye.

Khoon ke saagar oodeltaa hun mai,
Dard aur tees jheltaa hun mai,
Tum samajhte ho sher kehtaa hun mai,
Apne zakhmon se kheltaa hun mai.

fir aake chale jaana, ik baar chale aao
surat to dikha jaao, ik baar chale aao
tumko mere geeton ka sangeet bulata hai
kuch geet mere sun lo kuch apne suna jaao
jo tum bulaayeN fir tum shauk se mat aana
kis baat pe roothe ho itna to bata jaao
kya dil ke tadapne ka ehsaas nahin tumko
ab jaan pe ban aayi lillah chale aao

duniya kisi ke pyaar meiN jaanat se kam nahi
ik dilruba hai dil meiN jo gooroN se kam nahiN
tum baadshaah-e- husn ho husn-e-jahaan
hojaane wafa ho aur mohaabat ki shaan
hojalwe tumhare husn ke taaroN se kam nahin
duniya kisi ke pyaar meiN jaanat se kam nahiN
bhoole se mushkuraaO to moti baras pa
Depalke utha ke dekho to kaliyaan bhi has paDe
khusboo tumhaari zulf ki phoolon se kam nahin
duniya kisi ke pyaar meiN jaanat se kam nahiN

ye tera naazuk badan hai, ya koi mehka gulaab
kya karoon taarif, teri har adaa hai laajawab
kyoon na ye dil tumko chaahe, husn se bhi tum ho haseen
paaOn padte hain jahan pe, phool khil jaate hain wahin
jaan le lega hamaari ik na ik din ye sab
aabye tera naazuk badan hai, ya koi mehka gulaab
ruk gaye saawan ke baadal, zulf jab chehre pe paDi ho
dekh le jo unko shaayad, bhool jaaye wo shaayari
sang-e-marmar ka badan hai, ya kisi shaayar ka khwaab

Nagri Nagri Phira Musafir

Nagri Nagri phira Musaafir Ghar ka Rasta Bhool gaya
Kya hai Tera, kya hai Mera, Apna Paraya Bhool gaya

Apni Beeti Jag-Beeti hai jab se Dil ne Jaan liya
Hanste Hanste Jeewan Beeta, Rona Dhona Bhool gaya

Andhiyare se Ek Kiran ne Jhank k Dekha, Sharmai
Dhundhli si chab to Yaad rahi, Kesa tha Chehra Bhool gaya

Hansi Hansi mai, Khel Khel mai Baat ki Baat mai Rang gaya
Dil bhi hote hote aakhir, Ghaao ka Risna Bhool gaya

Ek Nazar ki Ek hi pal ki Baat hai Doori Saanson ki
Ek Nazar ka Noor mita jab Ek pal Beetna Bhool gaya

Jis ko dekho us ke Dil mai shaiva hai to Itna hai
Hamen to sab kuch Yaad raha per Hum ko Zamana Bhool gaya

Koi kahe ye kis ne kaha tha, kehdo jo kuch ji mai hai
“Miraji” keh kar pachtaya or phir kehna Bhool gaya

Pehli baar jab hum tum mile,
Fir shuru ho gaye ishq-mahobbat ke sil-sile!
Naa lab se tumne kuchh kaha,
Naa hi kuchh kehne ko mere honth khule!

Fir ik din puchha bhi humne unse,
“Apne dil ka haal to bataao?”
Par woh kuchh naa bole,
Bas naino se karke ishare chale!

Ab to bas din the jo beet rahe the,
Par raaton ko chain-o-sukun kahan se mile!
Dil ho raha tha chhalni unki adaao ko dekh kar,
Aur ek Woh the jo har waqt hume tadpa ke chale!
Fir ik din pakad kar unka haath;Gusse se hum bole,
Bahot ho gaya dil ko jalana;Aa jaao ab to khul ke
mile!

Haayy!Kya adaa se chhuda kar Woh;
sarmaye the uss waqt,
Ki uss ghadi uss waqt ko;
hum bhulaye bhi kabhi naa bhule!

Ab to har subha gul bankar aati thi;
Aur dil mein the hazaro gulshan khile!
Sanam ki baahon mein thi kat rahi;Yeh haseen zindgani,
Ki zamane ki naa kar parwah;Hum apni hi dhun mein the
chale!
Par hua vahi jo;Mahobbat mein kabhi diwaano ka hota
hai,
Chhuda kar daaman ik din woh;Apne ghar ko chale!

Humne roka bahot Unko;
Di bahot duhaai bhi mahobbat ki,
Par naa kuchh kaha unhone;
Bas aaankhon se tapka ke aansu chale!

Ab kaise katenge yeh din?
Yeh Raatein unke bin?
Intezaar mein the bas “SHAMA” unki,
Lambi Judaai Ke Sil-sile…..
Lambi Judaai Ke Sil-sile…..!

Shayari

1) Bas!!

mujhse aur nahi hoga..

Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??

maine apko kiya na..!!

chalo ab ap karo…

karo na…

I m excited….

Karo na…

SMS

2) Tchr: Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai?
Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal jayega.

3) Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye.
U don’t worry u don’t cry U just thank God that cows do not fly….

4) AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

‘THANDA MATLAB’

Coca-Cola

5) Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye
to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi
rehti
hain…

6) Wat a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of
Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

7) Thought of the day: “if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil
always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!”

Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
So enjoY!!

9) If dentists make films, d names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)

10) 2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U. 2day i have not thought
about anybody Except U. Bcos my Policy is One day One Fool…..!

सूखी धरती, सूखा बीहड़, सूखे नदिया-ताल ।
अब के बरस भी होगा, लागे, पिछले बरस सा हाल ॥

बिनती कर-कर बरसे नैना, भीजे सगरे गाल ।
बरस ना तरसे सूखा, अब तो बरसो गगन बिसाल ॥

मौसम धरती के चौपड़ पे चलिहै ऐसी चाल ।
गरमी थै-थै ताण्डव करिहै, सूरज देवे ताल ।

बनी मछरिया जात आदम की, नियति फेंके जाल ।
प्राण भी भीते हिरन सा ह्ड़के, हुआ आखेटी काल ॥

सूखा गोकुल, सूखी जमना, सूखी कदम की डाल ।
प्यासी गइया माता घूमे, प्यासा किसना ग्वाल ॥

भाल भाल पे फ़ैला, देखो, चिन्ताओं का जाल ।
बगलें झाँके बच्चे, जब-जब पूछे भूख सवाल ॥

थाल भरे मुर्दा डंगर के, जीमें गिद्ध-सियाल ।
महाकाल साक्षात बिराजे, बन के महा अकाल ॥
Famine (Translation)

The land is parched, the jungles arid, the rivers and ponds have all dried up.
Apparently, this year will not be too different from the last one.

See, these eyes pour as they pray ceaselessly, and my cheeks are all drenched.
O great big skies, pour down now, donot let the year go by dry again.

The season plays crooked moves on the earth’s chessboard.
The heat dances ‘Tandava’ (Lord Shiva’s dance of destruction that he performs to bring about apocalypse) to the beat of sun.

The sons and daughters of Adam are akin to fish, and destiny- a merciless fisherman.
Life scampers about like a frightened deer; death follows on its heels like a determined hunter.

Gokul is dry, the river Yamuna is dry, dry is the tree of ‘Kadam’. (Gokul is the birthplace of Lord Krishna. Yamuna and Kadam-tree are also symbols of Lord Krishna’s childhood).
The mother-like cow roams thirsty, and so does Kisna- the cow-keeper. (Lord Krishna was a cow-keeper himself.)

The entangled net of worries is cast on everyone’s forehead.
The children don’t know which way to look when hunger raises a question.

The table is set with the corpses of cattle, as the vultures and jackals feast.
The Grim Reaper himself comes visiting, in the guise of famine.