Hindi SMS

Pher aya mausam tanhai ka
Kya karoun ishe akela paan ka
Dound thi houn apna aap koh, kissi khi ankhoens meh
Afsos meri doste bassi hain unes ankhoens meh
Ek paal keh liya soche thi houn, kaisa hota agar voh mujse pyar kare tha
Yeh na ho zindagi guzar jaya soche teh soche teh
Unki khushi meh majood ho kare, gaah keh , thora sa muskra keh
Apna dil koh taam leh thi houn
Pher aya mausam tanhai ka………..

Mughay tumharay aanay ke jalde the
Aur tumhain janay kee
Bas isse jaldbaze main hum dono
Bhol bathay apna kuch saman dono
Yahan tum
Maray badan par apnay Lams ke kirnain,
Nazar kay Teer aur yadon ke shama
Jalti chor aae ho
Ye dakho
Maray lehaf main bikhray chand nem garm khoob-ru lamhay,
Takyeya say liptay nozaeda khushbu kay taza Khawanchay
Aur pasay-pardah maray daman say latke huey
Apni chahakte hanse chor aae ho
wahan main
tumharay pass Chnd
rangen sunahre tute huey sansain,
Kuch bikhray huay khawabon ke pur lutf taaberain
Aur
Khwahishon kay jhulay main jhulta huya
Nanha sa masom dil chor aya hon
Dakho
Ab naey mosm main tum yaad rakhna
Apni amanatain leay hum phir milain gay
To tum
Jaldi aana
Magar
Jaldi main na aana….!

yaad tainu mein kardi aw,
honke , mein pardi aww!

dil di dharkan tej ho jadi aw
ki lagda hai tu mera
kue yaad tainu mein inj kardi aw.

naa tera soo war likh ke
khud he mitta mein deni aw.

dil hi dil khush hoke,
apne kolo hi kue sharma mein jadi aw,

zindagi inj meri palat gayi
soch ke gabara mein jadi aw.

aaj kue yaad meh tainu inj kardi aw
kue honke inj mein pardi aw??

Now this is a story about Manjeet,
Who lived on New York’s 42nd Street.

A hard-core desi with a desi desire,
His kacha was always in a raging fire

To control his heat he looked for a Kaur
and started by knocking on his neighbor’s door.

His neighbor was of Jamaican descent,
Six feet tall with a Brooklyn accent.

Her name was Tyson.
She looked like a Bison,

But that didn’t matter.
Cos our veer was fatter!

Jeeta was desperate, he had little choice.
So he started his chat-up in a deep hefty voice;

“Meri Jindagy, Meri Pyari,
Meri Heer, Meri Kali!”

She listened to his lines then gave him the crux;
“I’ll go out with you if you give me ten bucks!”

He put on his Brylcream and they started to date.
Jeeta was in love; thanks to his fate

But Aunty Bachni was on the prowl,
She’d smelt the perfume, it was foul!

Her senses were tingling, something was up.
So she checked out our bro, she wanted the gup!

She found him quickly in his pagri laal,
Then gave a shriek; “OH KALI DE NAAL!”

“Nee mare marrghay!” Aunty Bachno raises the alarm;
“Jeeta’s down town with a Kali in his arm!”

“There’s only one way to stop his blunder,
I’ll call his mother in district Jallundar!”

When mummy heard the news she threw a frenzy!
“Main audhay tukaray karkay rakh dhongy!”

She picked up her shawl and headed for Amerika,
To eliminate the girlfriend and bring back Jeeta!

As soon as she landed she grabbed his ear,
“Stick to Punjabis!, Maine tenoo kinee wari kayha!?”

Kala Kaloota Sara Tabar Loota!
Why didn’t you come to me? I know many Punjabis!

“OK mummy ji, just find me a voti
Who’ll make me saag and mukhi dee roti!”

“My kali friend was a bad move,
She doesn’t even like the Bhangra groove!”

“Serves you right! I’ve told you many times,
Marry a Punjabi, one of your own kind!”

“I’ll find you a kuree in England my son,
I hear there are plenty in Bolverhampton!”

“Mum, get the jelebis and lead the way!
Punjabi girls…here I come, Ballay oh Ballay!”

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

1.Yaari la tu kise naal lakh vaar sajna,
par mere jeha pyaar kise naal paavi na,
zinda rahe ta lakh vaar milaange,
par je marr gaye ta dilo bhulaavi na!!

2.Okha lange waqt vichore da,
bin yaar sahara kon kare,
ek din hove ta oh lang jaave,
Saari umer guzara kon kare!!

Sohna sunakha te husn jawaan hove,
Pakki sadak te uchha makaan hove,
aa ghut ke jaffi paa layiye,
jehda pehla chadde oh baimaan hove!!

1.Pyaar bina zindgi bateet nahi hundi,
Sacha pyaar hove ta mitti paleet nahi hundi,
Karan nu ta har koi kar lenda,
je pyaar wich dhokhe di reet na hundi !!

2.Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya,
jithe kite jayein galla hundiya ne teriya,
Par jinne joge assi unni karange zroor,
Koi saade like sewa hove dasna zroor!!

This is in punjabi and is a very beautiful creation. Please try to
understand the lines and enjoy the beauty…

In good old times before independence one khan saheb came to Amritsar and
one guy asks khan saheb….

Dass Khan Shehar Lahore de wich, kinne buhe te kinnia baaria ne,
naale eh vee dassi uthe kinnia itta, unha cho kinnia tuttia te kinnia saaria
ne,
naale dassi uthe dia khuia baare, kinnia mithia te kinnia kharia ne
naale dass uthe dia kudia waare, kinnia viahia te kinnia kuwarian ne….

To this khan saheb said

Saade shehar lahore de wich, lakhan buhe to lakhan baarian ne,
jinha itta te aashiq pair rakh ge oh tuttia te baaki saaria ne,
jinha khuian cho aashiq paani pee ge oh mithian te baaki khaarian ne,
jihdia ghumdian apne yaara naal, oh wiahia te baki kuwarian ne

Just try to understand and enjoy the beauty… this is the most beautiful
creation i have ever heaerd….

Hoven Ja Ve Sajnan Teri Khair
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di….

Sade Hisse Gum Da Zeher Hove……
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyaan De…..

Sade Vehre Hanjuaan Di Neher Hove….
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada….

Asi Bhuliye Rabb Te rabb Da Keher Hove….
Tere Kadman Vich Hove Sir Sada…

Sade Sir Mathe Tera Pair Hove…
Ja Ve Sajnan Teri Khair Hove