Hindi SMS

Ek Sarsari si Nazar wo Mujh pe b dal de
Ae Rab-e-Zuljlal use itna Khayal de
Itna b kia Urooj k wo mil hi na sake
Wo ho sake Mera use itna Zawal de
Zindagi K Raaz…Raaz Rehney Dijiye
Jo B Ho Aitraz…Aitraz Rehney Dejiye
Per Jab B Ye Dil Chahey Aap Se Milna
Plz Ye Mat Khena K Aaj Rehney Dijiye
UsKi Yaadon Mai, UsKi Baton Mai
Kahin Mera Aks i Jhilmilata Hoga
Laakh Masroof Hoga Apne Kamon Mai
Phir B Hamein Soch Ker Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga
Ye Yaad hai AP ki ya Yaadon mai AP ho?
Ye Khawab hai AP K ya Khwabon mai AP ho?
Hum nhi jante bas itna bata do,
Hum Jaan Hain AP ki Ya Hamari Jaan AP ho
Kal Rat Meri Ankh se 1 Ansu nikal aya
Mai ne usse pucha Tu bahar Q aya?
To usne batya
Koi Teri Ankhon me itna he smaya
K me chah kr b apni Jaga na bna paya
Jabse Apko dekha hai

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

SubHa ko

Shaam ko

Khate waqt

Peetey waqt

Sote wqt

Jagtey waqt
Hans Hans k bura Haal ho gya he
Aam ki Khushbu, Barish ki Bahar
Garmi ka Mosam aney ko tayar
Thori si Masti, Thora sa Pyar
Load Shedding k lye raho tayyar
“HAPPY SUMMER SEASON”
Meri ZINDAGI k RAAZ mai 1 RAAZ TUM b ho
Meri BANDAGI ki PYAAS mai 1 PYAAS TUM b ho
TUM kya ho, kuch to ho! Ya nahi ho Magar
Meri ZINDAGI k KAASH me 1 KAASH TUM b ho

Tumhari yad dil se jane nai denge,
tumare jaisa dost khone nai denge,
sharafat se contact me rehna ,
varna itna marenge aur rone bi nahi denge

Ban kay khak jab mitti mai mil jaungi ik din
 
teri chaah main had say guzar jaungi ik din
pyar hota hai kya yeh dikhaungi ik din
 
teri sangdili ko sehtay sehtay
main jaan say apni guzar jaungi ik din

apni sari chahtain tujh pay waar kay
pyar karna tujhay bhi sikhaungi ik din

jee na payega tu bhi ho kay juda mujhsay
aisa pyar tujh say kar jaongi ik din

andheron mai hi dhoondhta reh jayega mujhko
aisi berukhi dikhlaungi ik din

kho kay mujh ko pachtaogay bohat sanam tum
wafa aisi tum say kar jaoongi ik din

aisi deewangi say chahoongi tujhay
bhool jaogay tum bhi sara jahan ik din

jaan teri bhi labon pay aa jaygi
ban kay khak jab mitti mai mil jaungi ik din

1) Jatt te kudi bench te baithe c ; Jat-Tuhada Naam? KUDI- Neena, te tuhada.. Jat- Main kameena.. Kudi-Lagde ta nahin. Jat- Thoda naal ho k baith pata lag
jau..,

2) Tight jean wali kudi nu pendu-bibi 500 daunga ek vaar jean la ke dubara pa ke dikha. Kudi-Rate theek la.Mainu pata e,ik vaar lahun de baad tu paun nahin
deni…

3) Ki hoya je lag gaye Usnu mehndi, aapan v sehra sajawange, saanu pata si o saade naseeb wich nahi,hun usdi chhoti bhain fasawange….

4) Tainu bhulna tan ainna aukha nahin, par jale dil da ilaaj ki kariye..! Je jaan le ke hi tusi khush hona, tan ainni gal utte tuhanu naraaz ki kariye..!

5) Zindagi vich fer kade mile je aapa, kite… vekh ke na nazra jhuka lavi, “TENU VEKHYA LAGDA YAAR KITE” bas ina keh ke jaffi pa lavi.

Kyun pyaar karne ki hadein hoti hein,
Kyun dil dene ki waje hoti hein,
Kyun jazbaaton ko dabana padta hai,
Kyun iss dil ko samjana padta hai,
Kyun har dil ko ye mehsoos nahin hota,
Kyun sabko ye manzoor nahin hota,
Kyun dil se dil nahin milta,
Kyun pyaar ka phool nahin khilta,
Kyun dil ke naghme dil nahin gaata,
Dil mein kya hai ye keh nahin pata,
Kya dil dene ki yahi saza hai,
Kya pyaar karne mein yahi mazaa hai.

its my collection of funny shayari

Enjoy…..

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon…………………..

Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile

pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,
agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.

Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!

(Pls Read in the rythm of… Tum to Thahre pardesi,Saath kyaa Nibhaaoge!)
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…!
Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….!
Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.., bhains Kahan Chhupaaoge..!
Tum to Thare bakri Chor…., Bhains Kya Churaaoge………….!!!

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote
ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.

O shayeri sunne walo jara
Gor se suno
Age ka nahi aata
Kisi aur se suno

Sher aur Shayri

badal garajte hain, barsaat hoti hain
khush hote hain log, badal barbad hote hain
dekar khushi logo ko, woh mit jaate hain
Log unhe yaad bhi nahi karte aur muskurate hain

Hai likhne wale bahut…
Hai sunne wale bahut…
Har ek ashq main chupe…
Gam ke sagar bahut…
Jra chum loon…
Main tere daman ki khushiyan…
Teri chahat main chune…
Rasto se kante bahut…
Na rukna mere waste…
Pichhe reh jo jaoun kahin…
Jane kyoon hoon naraj…

Es tanha e-jindgi se bahut

Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai
tum hamare nahi too kya gum hai
hum tumhare to hai ye kya kam hai?

yeh khamosi ka razz hum jante hain
yun chup rahene ka andaz hum jante hain
yakeen nehi ata to apne dil se pucho
app se bahetar app ko hum jante hain

Raat gumanam hoti hai,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum jite hai kuch is tarah,
Har lamha aapake naam hota hai.
Chale aao hum tumhe yaad karte hai,
ye woh gunaah hai jo hum baar-baar karte hai,
jala ke dil me hasraton ke chirag,
apke aane ka intezaar karte hai.

Falak Ke Teer Ka Kya Nishana Tha
Idhar Mera Ghar, Udhar Uska Aaashiyana Tha
Puhunch Rahi Thi Kinare Pe Kashti-E-Umeed
Usi Waqt Is Tofaan Ko Bhi Yahaan Aana Tha

Darte Hain Aag Se, Kahin Hath Na Jal Jaye…..
Darte Hain Waqt se, Kahin Der Na Ho Jaye…
Darte Hain Maut se, Kahin Hum Bichadd Na Jayen…
Darte Hain Aapse, Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaye………..

Yaad karte hain aapko tanhai mein,
Dil dooba hai ghamon ki gherai mein,
Humein mat dhoondo duniya ki bheed main,
Hum milenge aapko apki parchai main.

Suraj se kaho chamakana chod de,
sitaro se kaho timtimana chode do,
Tum milne nahi aasakte ho to,
apni yado se kaho ki yun satana chod de.
Nadiyon se kinare chhut jate hai,
Asman se tare tut jate hai,
zindagi ki rah me aksar aisa hota hai,
jinhe ham chhate hai,wahi hum se ruth jate hai.

Jab bhi Aapko Phool dena chaha,
Kaanton ka Guldasta thama dala,
Par Aapke PYAR ka kya kehna,
Aapne Kaanton ko bhi Phool bana dala

Ek ladki thi deewani si

Mobile lekar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi

Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai

aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai