Hindi SMS

Plz don”t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I’m
J - JOKING

Happy April Fool Day!

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!

Have a nice foolish day ahead….

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,
pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me umar lagti hai..

Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,
ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye

Unki julfo ke tale hum zamana bhula dete hain,
vo ek nazar se kitne armaan jaga dete hain,
ishq to unko bhi hai humse ye jaanta hain hum,
phir bhi na kah kar kyoin vo iss dil ko saza dete hain

Muskan tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,
Aansun tere Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye na,
Poora Ho tera Har Khwab,
Aur Jo Poora na Ho Woh Khwab Kabhi Aaye Na…

Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,
tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,
labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,
aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.

Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah
Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye
Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale
Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte..

Yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,
tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,
kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,
lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Ispar aansu tadap kar bola,
Bhari mehfil mein aapka dil akela na rahe,
Itna bus usse samjhaya karo..

Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye……

Hamare pyare member
TARUNESH CHIKATE
ne beje hue pyare pyare hindi aur
english sms and jokes

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahe
zaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahe
zaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe

Jhukin nazaron say ikrar matt karna,
Nazarain uthakar inkar matt karna,
Raat bharr tadapte ho kissi ki yaadoan main,
Aur humse kehte ho kissi se pyar matt karna..

Yaad bankar hum hamesha aapke dill main aate rahenge,
Yuhi waqt bewaqt tadhpate rahenge,
Dua karo ke umar chotti ho hamari,
Varna zindagi bhar hum aapko aiise hi satate rahenge.

Ek baat… jo kehte kehte chuppa li jaye..
Ek yaad… jo seene se laga li jaye…
Jante ho shayri kuch u hi hoti hai dostoon..
Ke ik dil ki aawaz chand se lafjo main chuppa li jaye.

Ek hi nazar me aap hamare MEHMAN ban gaye,
Do baate kya ki sara jahan ban gaye,
Pas rehkar bhi log humare ban na sake,
Dur rehkar aap hamari Jaan ban gaye.

Aankon me rahne walon ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rahne walon ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruuh me bas gaye ho aap,
Tabhi to milne ki fariyad nahi karte,

Dil ka rishta hai humara
Dil ke kone main hai naam tumhara
Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara
Zinadgi bhar dost bankar main rahoonga tumhara

5 Lovable words :-
” I am alone without u”
4 Pleasant words :-
” I care 4 u”
3 Sweet words :-
” I like u”
2 Special words :-
” Miss U ”
1 Important words :-
” you”

Hatho me hoti hai lakire hazar,
Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khushiyo ki bahar,
Bahut shidat sai dhoondta hun us lakir ko mai,
Jisme khuda ne likha ho tumhara pyar.

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK!!!!

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi!!

Rang udaye Pichkari
rang se rang jaye duniya sari
holi ke rang aapke jeevan ko rang de
ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI !!!

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Holi Mubarak!

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Pichkari ki dhar, gular ki bauchar,
apno ka pyar, yahi hai HOLI ka tyohar.
Wishing you and your family
a very hapy and colourful HOLI.

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

Bright colors, water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

May God gift you all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of love
and all other colors you want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi.

Haqiqat jan lo bichad jane se pahle,
Meri sunlo apni sunnese pahle,
Ye sochlena bhulaneese pahle,
Bahut royi hai ye aankhe muskuranese pahle

Bina chot khaye ahesas nahi hota,
Har koi duniya me khas nahi hota,
Magar jiski arzu dil se ho jati hai,
Wo hi shaks hamare pas nahi hota

Shikwa nahi koi zindagi se,
Magar ek shikayat khuda se zarur hai,
Jazbaat kyun diye tune hame,
Jab duniya me pyaar karna kasoor hai

pyase ko ek katra pani kafi hai,
ishq me char pal ki zindagi kafi hai.
dubne ko samandar me jaye kaun,
unki palko se tapka voh pani hi kafi he

Dheere dheere dur hote gaye
Waqt ke aage majbur hote gaye
Ishq me hamne aisi chot khai
ke hum bewafa aur vo bekasur hote gaye

Dil jitle wo jigar hum bhi rakhte hai
Qatal karde wo nazar hum bhi rakhte hai..
Wada kiya hai kisise sada muskuraneka,
Warna aankho me samandar hum bhi rakhte hai……