Hindi SMS

Here are some structure definitions of indian females.

struct Indian_female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}

struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}

struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}

struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}

struct Indian_husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_to_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money-making;
}

1) Your parents are insisting you to get married with
a girl and they show photos of girls of their
choice…

DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO -Sprite

2) You would like to search for a girl on your own…

GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH — Yahoo.com
3) You are invited to a party where you come across a
lot of girls….

WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US — Jhenson &
Nicholson

4) You are altogether confused, as all the girls are
pretty…
DOONDTHERAHA JAAOGE — Surf Excel
5) At last you find a girl, whom you wish to propose,
the chances are.

FIFTY FIFTY — Britannia Biscuits

6) At last you muster up courage and tell her…
I LOVE YOU RASNA —Rasna

7) She stares at you for a while and says?
LET’S TALK — Escotel Prepaid Cellular
During the ensuing conversation she politely
refuses your offer…
ZOR KA JATKA ZARA DHEERE SE LAGE —– Mirinda

9) And your heart breaks…
IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS —QuickFix

10) But you still can’t get her off your mind?
GO GET IT — Visa Power

11) At last she relents, when you give her…
PYAR KA NAYA FUNDA —Corneetto

12) Next day you take her for a ride on your bike…
NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE — Onida TV

13) While going on the bike her father sees both of
you and now…
TASTE THE THUNDER — Thums Up

14) But at last he also agrees as you are…

MADE FOR EACH OTHER —Wills
15) Then comes your marriage and…
EVERYONE’s INVITED — Samsung

16) During the marriage the pundit recites the mantra?
YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JODE HAI TOOTEGA NAHI —
Fevicol

17) You are anxiously waiting for the first night to
come as…
YEH DIL MANGE MORE — Pepsi

18) During the first night both of you want to…
PLAY SAFE — Bisleri

19) So she says to you…
TOUCH TOMORROW — Air Tel

Keemat tumhe ek roj chukani hai ki tum bhi;
Jaalim ko samajhate ho bura kuchh nahi kahte!
Patthar pe lutaate ho akeedat k gulistaan;
Hai dhool men almaas pada, kuchh nahi kahte!

Ashwani Kumar!

Dukh Fasana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahain
Dil Bhi Mana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aaj Tak Apni Be Kuli Ka Sabab
Khud Bhi Jana Nhain Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Ek To Haf-e-aashna Tha Mager
Ab Zamana Nahin Ke Tujh Se Kahin

Aye Khuda Dard-e-dil Hay Bakhshish-e-dost
Aab o dana Nahin ke Tujh Se Kahin

Kabhi kabhi baatein adhoori reh jaati hain
Choo kar honthon ko juban khamosh reh jaati hai
Reh jaati hai keval Aankho mei nami
Aur yaadein dilon ko tadpaati hain

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Sune koi geet, awaaj unki sunai deti hai
Chup ho gaye wo bin kuch kahe
bahut hairaan hum hain
Hote theh kabhi hum unke azeez
Aaj sirf khawobon ki baatien lagti hain

Dear Jaan,

Toote howe khawabon mein haqiqat dhundta hoon,
Pathar ke dilon mein mohabbat dhundta hoon.
Naadan hoon mein ab tak yeh bhi nahin samjha,
Bejaan buton mein ibaadat dhundta hoon.
Mere jazbaaton ki keemat yahan kuch bhi nahin,
Beimaani ke baazaron mein sharafat dhundta hoon.
Is ajnabi dunia mein koi bhi apna nahin,
Gairon ki aankhon mein apni surat dhundta hoon.
Umeed ki thi pyar ki bas yehi bhool thi meri,
Girte hue ashkon mein apni hasrat dhundta hoon.

dard ager kaajal hota
aankhon main laga lete
dard ager aanchal hota
apne serr per sajaa lete
dard ager samander hota
dil ko hum sahil bana lete
dard ager khushboo hota
bana k sandul mehka lete
our
dard ager teri muhabbat hota
us ko chahat e laa hasil bana lete

Santa Se Puchha Ki-

“Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Santa-”Cockroach”
Why?

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kyuki…. Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai….

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Ek PHOTOGRAPHER
HIMESH ki dur se
PHOTO le raha tha
GUESS WHAT DID
HIMESH SAY?

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Zara zoom zoom
Karo zoom zoom
Zara zoom zoom Karo zoom.

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Banta: yaar santa e baat bata …

Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho..?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,

mujhe is baat ka dar lagta hai

jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai…..

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pagal hone ka sabse aasaan tarika
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Uff, , pagal hone ka kitna shauk hai, ki tarika dhunda ja raha hai..

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life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste

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Wife hinting husband 4 a new car
Says : “Dear, buy me something that goes 0-100 in 3 sec when i am on it”
He gifted her a weighing machine

Kis qadar khoob hai dillagi aapki,
Aaj bhi dil mein basi hai mohabat aapki,
Jab bhi fursat k lamhay miley humein,
Dil ne mehsoos hi hai kami aapki….

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Koi dukh na ho koi ghum na ho,
Koi aankh kabhi num na ho,
Koi dil kisi ka tore na,
Koi sath kisi ka chore na,
Bas piyar ki nadiyan behti ho,
Kaash k Duniya aisi ho…..

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Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley
Kabhi hastey hain kabhi rotey hain
Kabhi dil mein khwab parotey hain,
Kabhi mehfil mehfil phirtey hain,
Kabhi zaat mein gum ho jatey hain,
Kabhi chup ki mohar sajatey hain,
Kabhi geet labon par atey hain,
Kabhi sab ka dil behlatey hain,
Kabhi khud tanha ho jate hain,
Kabhi shab bhar jagtey rehtey hain,
Kabhi lambi taan k sotey hain,
Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley
Bas apney aap mein rehtey hain…

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Jin rahon pe ik umer tere sath raha hun,
Kuch roz se wo raste sunsan bohat hain..
Mil jao kabhi laut k phir aon na shayed,
Kamzor hun mein rah mein tufan bohat hain..
Ik tum hi nahi meri judai mein pareshan,
Hum bhi tu teri chah mein veeran bohat hain..
Ik tark-e-wafa pe mein usay kaise bhula dun,
Mujh per abhi os shakhs k ehsan bohat hain..
Bhar aaien na aankhein tu mein ik bat bataon,
Ab tujh se bicher jane k imkan bohat hain….

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Jo aansoo na hote aankhon mein,
Tu aankhein itni haseen na hotin..
Jo dard na hota dil mein,
Tu khushion ki qeemat pata na hoti..
Jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne,
Tu wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti..
Or aggar sochne se poori ho jatin muradein,
Tu duaon ki kabhi zaroorat na hoti….

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Meri aankhon ka noor tha ek shakhs,
Paas reh ker bhi durr tha ek shakhs,
Zamane ki hawaon ne badel diya ho shayed,
Pehley tu na itna maghroor tha ek shakhs,
Jatey huay us ne palatt k bhi na dekha,
Khuda jane kis qadar majboor tha ek shakhs,
Zamana chahey jo bhi kahey mujhko,
Mein tu yehi kahonga ‘mere dil ka saroor tha ek shakhs’…

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Humare aansu ponch k woh muskurate hain,
Isi aada se woh dil ko churate hain,
Hath unka chhu jaye humare chehre ko,
Isi umeed pe hum khud ko roz rulate hain…

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Khwab bann k koi ayega tu neend ayegi,
Ab wohi aa k sulayega tu neend ayegi..
Dil ki wo bat jo aankhon se bayan hoti hai,
Koi honton se sunayega tu neend ayegi….

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Ishq mohabat tu sab kerty hain,
Ghum-e-judai se wo sab dartey hain,
Hum tu na ishq kerty hain na mohabat,
Bas doston ki ek muskurahat k liye sms kerty hain…

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I am not ‘Shakespeare’ 2 Write about U,
I am not ‘Shelley’ 2 Sing about U,
I am not ‘Piccaso’ 2 Paint U,
I am ur ‘Friend’ who just want 2 say..
I am Always with U..!!!

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The worst thing in life is ‘attachment’ .
It hurts when u loose it..
The best thing in life is ‘lonliness’.
Bcoz,
It teaches u everything
& so,
when u loose it,
U get everything.. ..!

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Chahat mein kisi ka imtehan mat lena,
Jo nibha na sako wo wada wafa na dena,
Jise tum bin jeenay ki aadat na ho,
Usay kabhi jeenay ki dua na dena…

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Baat rakhi dil mein, baat keh na sakey..
Yaad kiya aapko tu saans le na sakey..
Poocha kisi ne dil ko k, tu ne sachi dosti kis se ki..
Jantey thy phir bhi aapka naam le na sakey…

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Meri har wafa pe aap bhi wafa kerna,
Na kabhi dosti mein dagha kerna,
Apni dosti ka sooraj kabhi ghuroob na ho,
Aey dost khuda se bas yehi dua kerna…

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Humne mangi hai mohabat na wafa mangi hai,
Humne tu sirf dosti ki inteha mangi hai,
Khuda se kuch nahin manga humne,
Bas dost ki khushiyon bhari zindagi ki dua mangi hai…

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Ajeeb shakhs tha kaisa mizaaj rakhta tha,
Paas reh ker bhi mujhse ikhtelaf rakhta tha,
Usay shayad kisi aur se mohabbat thi,
Humse se tu bas yunhi mazaq rakhta tha…

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Hum ek bar jeetey hain,
Ek bar martey hain,
Ek bar piyar kartey hain,
Dil bhi ek bar daitey hain,
Jab hum har kam ek bar kartey hain
Tu aapko miss kiyun bar bar kartey hain…??

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Kuch es tarhan se wafa ki missal deta hun,
Sawal kerta hai koi tu taal deta hun,
Usi se kehta hun aksar fareeb manzil ka,
Mein jis k paon se kanta nikal deta hun…

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Dil torna saza hai mohabat ki,
Dil jorna adaa hai dosti ki,
Manngay jo qurbaniyan wo hai mohabat,
Aur jo bin manngay qurban ho jaye wo hai dosti…

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Zindagi se poochiye ye kiya chahti hai,
Bas ek aapki waffa chahti hai,
Kitni masoom aur nadan hai ye,
Khud bewaffa hai aur waffa chahti hai…

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Bicher jana tu os k liye maenay nahin rakhta,
Jafaon ka apni hissab wo zabani nahin rakhta,
Rota nahin ya osay rona nahin aata,
Sungdil hai ya phir aankhon mein pani nahin rakhta….

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Aashna hotey huay bhi aashna koi nahin,
Jantey hain sab mujhy pehchanta koi nahin,
Mukhtasir lafzon mein ye hai mizaj-e-dosti,
Rabta beshak hai sab se wasta koi nahin…

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Janey kiyun log doston ko bhula detey hain,
Kuch pal sath rehney k baad durr chaley jatey hain,
Sach hi kehti hai ye duniya k,
Saagar milney k baad log barish ko bhula detey hain…

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Bari koshish k baad osay bhula diya,
Oski yadon ko dil se mita diya,
Ek din phir oska paigham aya likha tha mujhy bhul jao,
Or mujhy bhula hua har lamha yad dila diya…

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Bicherty waqt osne kaha tha
Na sawal kerna na jawab milega
Mujhy bhul jana qarar milega..

Hum os maqam per thy
Na sawal kiya na jawab mila
Na bhul sakey na qarar mila…

DEAR FRIEND…..

Muskaan tera hontho se kabhi jaye na
Aansoo teri palko pr kabhi aaye na,
Poora ho tera har kwab,aur jo pura na ho,
Vo kwab kbhi aaye na .