Hindi SMS

Zindagi aisi ho jo jine ko majboor kare;
Rahein aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare;
Khushboo kabhi dosti ki kam na ho;
Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.

dosti main dost dost ka khuda hota hai,
mehsoosh tab hota hai jab dost dost se juda hota hai,

tum milo na milo koi gum nahin ,
bas baat karo yeh kam nahi,
dosti main dhokha de vo hum nahin,
apni dosti rang de basnti se kam nahi.

Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhar Kahate Hai,
Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ekrar Kahte Hai,
Sirf ”Jatane” Ka Nam Ishq Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi Pyar
Kahate Hai.

Mann hi sab kuch hai
Tann kuch bhi nahin
Mann hi sab kuch hai
Tann kuch bhi nahin
Aasmano mein so jayega
Dastano mein kho jayega
Tann kisi roz ban kar dhua
In havavo ka ho jayega

mohabbat se nahi to nafrat se hi sahi..
kabhi to lijiye aap mera naam hi sahi

har pehloo-e-khushi- o-ranj dekh liya..
duniya mein chaar roz kayaam hi sahi

de de saaqiya kuch dil behlaane ko..
bharaa nahin to khaali jaam hi sahi

jo zubaani aapki hai sar aankhon pe hai..
agar nahi lafz-e-inaayat dushnaam hi sahi

maana aapne rakeeb ke naam zindagi kar di…
mere hisse mein bhi kuch ho, ek shaam hi sahi

aaye hai to kuch batlaake jaaiye saahib..
apna pata nahi to apna naam hi sahi

bas ek teri mohabbat ke liye banaa hai woh..
tera “Muztar” izzatwala nahi badnaam hi sahi

Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai

kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho�.
�. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,

Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

Boy: I luv u

Girl: na

Boy: think again

Girl: nahi

Boy: Waiter, bill alag-alag lana

Girl: haan-haan bola na I luv u….

College ki girls ne strike ki.BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha “hamari mange”.Boys ne piche se kaha “SINDUR se bharo”.

Woh jisse samajhta tha zindagi,
Meri Dharkano ka faraib tha…

Mujhe Muskurana sikha k Woh,
Meri Rooh tak ko Rula gaya…

Ajeeb Shakhs tha woh aye Zindagi,
Jisse samajh kar bhi na samajh saka…

Mujhe Chahta bhi Ghazab ka tha,
Mujhe Chor kar bhi Chala gaya…

Before Marriage - Agar Tum Na Hote
After Marriage - Agar Tum Na Hote

Before Marriage - Maine Pyar Kiya
After Marriage - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Before Marriage - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
After Marriage - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Before Marriage - Dil To Pagal Hai
After Marriage - Dil To Pagal Tha

Before Marriage - Ek Duje Ke Liye
After Marriage - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Before Marriage - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
After Marriage - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Before Marriage - Chandramukhi
After Marriage - Jwaalamukhi

Before Marriage - Kuwara Baap
After Marriage - Bechara Baap

Before Marriage - Titanic
After Marriage - Mortgage

Before Marriage - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
After Marriage - Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Before Marriage - Yes Boss
After Marriage - Yes Boss

Before Marriage - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
After Marriage - Chutki Ki Amma

Before Marriage - Kabhi Kabhi
After Marriage - If you are lucky

Before Marriage - Aao Pyar Karen
After Marriage - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Before Marriage - Hum Apke Hain
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?

Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai,
Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh kismat
Jise hum pah nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota,
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota.
Toh kya huwa agar hum tume na pasake,
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.

EHSAAS BAHUT HOGA JAB CHOR KE JAYENGE
ROENGE BAHUT MAGAR AANSOO NAHI AAYENGE
JAB SAATH KOI NA DE TOW AWAAZ HAME DENA
AASMA PAR HONGE TOW BHI LAUT KA AAYENGE

Ye kismat kismat ki baat hai.
kabhi din hai.
kabhi raat hai.
kabhi dhoop hai.
kabhi barsaat hai.
e-mail ka silsila yu hi
chalta rahega.
jab tak
hum sath sath hein.

FREYA SEHGAL

ye asar hai unki nazar ka
ya mere dil ka kasur hai
aaj meri hasi b mere labo se dur hai
wo khadi hai samne dekhta hu me
kaun jane kaun apne hi dil se majbur hai
 
 
Ab Hogaya Jo Hona Tha,
Bas Itna Hi Mujhko Rona Tha,
Jis Dil Me Rahe Ho Tum Saalo Se,
Wo Tumhare Liye To Ek Khilona Tha.
 
 
Yaaro Ki Yaari Khoob Satayegi,
Akele Me Ek Din Meri Khoob Yaad Aayegi,
Us Din Kadar Karoge Mere Msg Ki,
 Jis Din Yeh Msg Service Khatam Ho Jayegi.
 
 
waqt ki raaho me aap bhula de chahe
 hume per hum aapko kabhi bhula nahi paayenge.
sirf pyar se awaz dena hume aur hum
haqiqat me aapke paas daure chale aayenge.
 
 
na muskurane ko ji chahta hai
na aansu bahane ko ji chahta hai
aapki yaad me kya likhe bas
aapke paas hi aane ko ji chahta hai

Woh College ki Kashti…………
Yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo

Bhale Chheen lo mujhse USA ka Visa

magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen

vo chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa

college ki sabse purani nishaanee

vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the… jaani

vo jaani ke hathon ki ‘cutting’ chaay meethee

vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi

vo padhte hi chiththi uska bhadakna

vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa…

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa

vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa

vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa

vo sir ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa

vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa

vo orals ki kahani vo practical ka kissaa….

bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa

vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa

vo seminar ke din paironka chhatpatanaa

vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa

vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul

par vo maa ka vishvas - Teacher ka Bharosaa…

college ki wo lambisi raatein

vo doston se canteen me pyaari si baatein

vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa

vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa

bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi

vo college, vo basen, vo shararatein vo javani…

vo kagaz ki kashti vo barish ka pani…

njoi some classic shers????????????????

wo sadak ke us paar thi
hum sadak ke is paar the
kuch hum aage badhe kuch wo aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe wo bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe wo bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the aur wo sadak ke is paar thi

woh PYAR hi kya,
jisme JUDAI na ho,
woh IHSQ hi kya,
jisme LADAI na ho,
woh DIL hi kya,
jisme DARD na ho,
aur woh Inbox hi kya,
jisme HAMARA mail na ho

Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Kay Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
Aur khuda tumse puche
Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho …..
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai

Maine tujhse pyar kiya heera samajh ke,
tere baap ne mujhe khaaya kheera samajh ke!

Ek sher yaad ataa hai,gaur se suno.
Mujhe nahin ataa kisi aur se suno.

Pani pitaa hain pipe se
Apple khataan hain knife se
Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jooten khataan hain wife se

Gum ke Sagar mein
Tinke Khushiyon ke doondh raha hun,
Mein Jeena chatha hoin
bhir bhi Yaaron Doob raha hun.

Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita,
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita,
Sin theta by Cos theta is equal to Tan theta,
wah wah wah wah

majnu ne laila ke bal pakad ke bola
mere pyari moya
kitna din se sar nahin doya?

Zoron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Hamne bhi kiya tha badeZor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal usko dekha kisi aur ke saath.

har haan ka matlab iqraar nahi hota,
har jagah pe baithna intezaar nahi hota,
yun to milti hai nazar hazaron se,
har nazar ka milna pyaar nahi hota

Agar hum na hote to Ghazal kaun kehta?
Aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta?
Yeh to karishma hai mohobbat ka,
varna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta!!

Tanhai hai pyar me, barbadi hai pyar me,
Aasu hai pyar me, bebasi hai pyar me,
Gum hai pyar me, haar bhi hai pyar me,
Hame sab pata hai lekin kya kare, hum bhi hai pyar me.

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jaayenge…
Najar ko badlo, najare badal jaayenge…
Kashtiya badalne ki zururat nahi…
Dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jaayenge…

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