Hindi SMS

ALVIDA ALVIDA ALVIDA Hai
Mah-e-Ramzan Bus Alvida Hai

ALVIDA ALVIDA ALVIDA Hai
Mah-e-Ramzan Bus Alvida Hai

Din Teray Anay Say Muotbar Thay
Noor Main Dobay Sham-o-Sehar Thy
Teray Janey Say Dil Rooh Raha Hai
Mah-e-Ramzan Bus Alvida Hai

Sehar-o-Iftar Kiraat Tarawee
Aur Azanain Namain-o-Tasbee
Yeh Sama Noori Tuj Sy Mila Hai
Mah-e-Ramzan Bus Alvida Hai

Rehmaton Ka Tu Paigham Laya
Barkaton Ka Tu Inaam Laya
Rutba Alla-o-Afzal Tera Hai
Mah-e-Ramzan Bus Alvida Hai

Jaam Rehmat Ky Tu Ny Pilayay
Gul Muradoon Ky Tu Ny Khilayay
Tu Juda Hum Sy Ab Ho Raha Hai
Mah-e-Ramzan Bus Alvida Hai

Hum Ko Dekh Tu Payay Ga Tub Tak
Ghar Rahay Zinda Aglay Baras Tak
Phir Milain Gy Jo Hukam-e-Khuda Hai
Mah-e-Ramzan Bus Alvida Hai

Chal Dia Hai Tu Jo Rab Ki Janib
Ahl-e-Iman Ky Purnam Hai Qalib
Qalb-e-Ishrat Bi Gham Sy Barah Hai
Mah-e-Ramzan Bus Alvida Hai

Hi wish u a very special eid mubark !

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston ke liye haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dosti ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dosti ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! �

kaun kehta hai ishq me bas ikraar hota hai
kaun kehta hai ishq me bas inkaar hota hai
tanhai ko tum bebasi ka naam na do
kyunki ishq ka doosra naam hi intezar hota hai

dete ho kyun ye dard bus humi ko
kya samjhoge tum in ankho ki nami ko
yun to honge lakho deewane is chand kay
chand kya mehsus karega ek tare ki kami ko

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

Ye Yaqeen Khud Ko BaharHaal Dilana Hoga
Hum Musafir Hain, Yahan Se Humain Jana Hoga

Ye Wo Basti Hai Jo Basti Hai Ojarrnay K Liye
Ghar Kahin Aur Humain Ja Kar Basana Hoga

Ye Yaqeen Khud Ko BaharHaal Dilana Hoga
Hum Musafir Hain, Yahan Se Humain Jana Hoga

Dil Banay Aisa K Hum Shoq Se Jaayain Warna
Dil Na Chahayega Magar Jaan Se Jana Hoga

Ye Yaqeen Khud Ko BaharHaal Dilana Hoga
Hum Musafir Hain, Yahan Se Humain Jana Hoga

Band Hotay He Khulaingi Hamari Aankain
Ranj-o-Hasrat Ka En Aanko Mai Fasana Hoga

Ye Yaqeen Khud Ko BaharHaal Dilana Hoga
Hum Musafir Hain, Yahan Se Humain Jana Hoga

Dil Ojarrnay Se Bachana Hai To Laila Ki Bajaaye
Apnay Dil Ko Ghum-e-Maula Se Sajana Hoga

Ye Yaqeen Khud Ko BaharHaal Dilana Hoga
Hum Musafir Hain, Yahan Se Humain Jana Hoga

Ba-Khuda Gar Humain Pana Hai Khuda Ko Dosto !!
Ba-Khuda Tak Humain Har Haal Mai Jana Hoga

Ye Yaqeen Khud Ko BaharHaal Dilana Hoga . . .

Today I wrote something funny…a topic
girls love to read or write..and guys hate to read…..
It’s just for fun with all nice intentions ! guys plz don’t mind :p

Mai ney Gundi baatain ki hain, kiya faaida ladaaii main
Mazaa laikin aata hai Khoob ladkon ki piitaaii main !

Gher ki Murghi bhaaey, na bhaaey Biryaani inko
Lag jaaey jab munh inka baher ki Roti aur Daal main !

Do haathon main biwi kai dain! ger, har maheeney salary
Biwi kai paas aaney sai hai berkat hi berkat kamaaii main !

College mai time gunwaaya Canteen mai baith ker
Na bus ki line me hotey, jo lagaate dil padhaii main !

Jo baat ker lai koi ladki hans ker insey haalat aisii ho jaati hai
Jaise paanch ungliyaan ghee main, aur ser poora kadhaaii main !

Hai Ebarat esee sai yai zindgaani hamaari
Meri aankh ka aansu bhi hai shrarat kisi ki

Mahheen.

tere liye duniya mein aye hain
tere pyaar mein hi rooksat ho jayeinge

tere liye khushiyan payi hain
tere pyaar mein sab gam bhool jayeinge

teri yaad khusboo bankar ati hai
tere pyaar mein hi khud ko bhool jayeinge

tere liye hi yeh dharkanein hain
tere pyaar mein hi dharakte reh jayeinge

tere liye hi ankhein dekhti hain
tere pyaar mein hi sari duniya dekh jayeinge

tere liye jism mein jaan rehti hai
tere pyaar mein hi ek din fanaah ho jayeinge

tere pyaar mein ek din fanaah ho jayeinge …..!!

Ho Gaee Rukhsat Ghatta Barish Kay Baad
Ik Deya Jalta Rahha Barish Kay Baad
Merray Behtay Aansoon Ko Dekh Ker
Roo Parhee Thandi Hawwa Barish Kay Baad
Meri Tanhaee Ka Daman Thaam Ker
Kuch Uddasi Nay Kahha Barish Kay Baad
Yaad Terri Orhd Ker Main Soo Gayya
Khawab Ka Der Khull Gayya Barish Kay Baad
Chaand Dekh Ker Badloon Ki Qaid Main
Ik Sitara Ro Deya Barish Kay Baad
Apnay Kachay Ghar Ki Her deewar Per
Naam Tera Likh Deya Barish Kay Baad

FULL FORM OF GIRL:
G: Gossip mein sabse aage,
I: Innocent sirf shakal se,
R: Rone ki automatic machine,
L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.

Guru Dutt is reborn and sets up a Software firm.
He makes a film, called ‘Software ke phool’.
Sahir Sahab likewise revises his old song for the new venture.

It goes like:

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
yeh basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi,
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor mere saamne se
hataa daalo yeh modem tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo
yeh computer yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Common lines after people get drunk…

1. Tu to Mera bhai hai…bhai !!!

2. You know i am not drunk…

3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga…

5. Tu bura mat maann bhai…

6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…

7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar….

8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??

9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…

10. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu…

11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee…

12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…lovely waala !!!

13. Baap ko mat Sikhao…

14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya…

15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…

16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???

17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..

18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…

19. Saale teri bhabhie hai wo…bhabie ki nazar se dekh usko…

20. Yaar tu samjha kar.. wo tere layak nahi hai…

21. chal bhai tu kah raha hai to tere liye chodh diya usko.. aaj se wo teri…bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!

22. Tujhe kya lagta hai chadh gayi hai… abhi ek full aur khatam kar sakta hun…

and the best one…

23. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai

And Finally…

Salla… aajse daru band…….. …….!! !