Wed 8 Oct 2008
Big B Says: Mere Pass Diwali ke liye Tikali hai, fulzadi hai, anar hai, Lawangia fataka hai, Roket hai, sutali bomb hai.
Tumhare pass kya hai? Aayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Shashi says:
Bhaaaaaiiiiiii…………………
Mere pass…………………
MaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaChis
hai…………………………
Sat 4 Oct 2008
Kisi ki chahat ka TUM imtehaan na lena,
Jo nibhaya na ja sake woh Vaada na dena,
Jise TUMHARE bina jine ki adat na ho,
Usse kabhi Jine ki dua mat dena…
Neend apni bhulakar sulaya hamko,
aanshu apne gira kar hasaya hamko,
Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasweer ko..
zamana kehta hai MAA-BAAP jinko…
Dosti jaam hai pine ke liye
pyar naam hai jine ke liye
sabko nahi milte ham dosti ke liye
kyunki ham to jite hai sirf doste ke gam pine ke liye
Dosti Naam Hai sukh dukh ki kahani Ka
Dosti Raaz hai sada Muskurane Ka
Ye koi pal bhar ki Pehchaan nahi
Dosti Naam hai Umar bhar saath nibhane Ka
Gazal ki zarurat Mehfil mein hoti hai
Pyaar ki zarurat dil mein hoti hai
Bina dost ke adhuri hai jindagi
Kyun Ki dost Ki zarurat har pal hoti hai
“PHOOL” Khushboo ke liye,
” PYAAR” Nibhane ke liye
“AANKHAIN” Dil churane ke liye
Or Yeh Msg Aap Ko “MERI YAAD” Dilane ke liye.
Fri 3 Oct 2008
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai? (my favorite)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere laakhoon
rupaye fase huye hain.
Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as ‘Jo-Hua’, ‘So-Hua’
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Thu 2 Oct 2008
I am Collecting
Gandhiji’s Photos
Give your Contribution
to my Collection.
A small Condition is -
It must be on
500 or 1000 Rupees Note.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti.
Thu 2 Oct 2008
Immature love says,
” I love you because
i need you. ”
Mature love says,
” I need you because
I love you.”
- Mahatma Gandhi.
Wed 1 Oct 2008
Us ka milna bhi kuch aise hay
K jaise lehrain
Mil k aik pal ko
Kanaron se gale
Aur bichar jati hain
pyaas sahil ki magar phir bhi
Naheen bujh pati
Jaise shab
Din k ujale main simat ati hay
Aur din raat ki zulmat mita deta hay
Mera tuj se
Jo taluk hay
Inhi jaisa hay
Wed 1 Oct 2008
Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi,
Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi,
Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi,
kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi.
¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´
(´¸.·*yours forever.·*·.¸.´¯`>……….
^_^Raj Lalani^_^
Wed 1 Oct 2008
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´
(´¸.·*yours forever.·*·.¸.´¯`>……….
^_^Raj Lalani^_^
