Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

4 my swt n w0rld best lvng frndx…
Frndshp isnt abt ”em s0ry”
Itx abt ” kamine teri galti hy”…
Frndshp isnt abt “em here 4 u”
Itx abt “kahan hy nalayak”…
Frndshp isnt abt “i can undrstnd”
Itx abt “sub teri waja se hua hy saale”…
Frndshp isnt abt “em hpy 4 ur success”
Itx abt “chal beta parhne de”…
Frndshp isnt abt “i care 4 u”
Itx abt “kamin0 mujhe ch0r k kahan ja0ge”……!!!
Frndx 4evr.. 2gthr 4vr..

Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai? Any Guess? . . . . OK I’ll Tell You… MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho. Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
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GREAT INDIANS: When Power Goes Off in US, They call Power House. In China, They Check Fuse . But in India, First thing is To check Neighbor’s House. “Sabki Gayi Hai Na?” Buss!
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Maine kaha “Dil Ruba” Usne kaha balance bhijwa Maine kaha “Paise Nahi” Usne kaha “Kaise nahi” Maine kaha “Mehangai Hai” Usne kaha “Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai..
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Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime…
– - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - -

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
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Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. GALTI SE
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Some Dumb Shayaris!!!

Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe
Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe
DIBBE pe dibbe, DIBBE PE dibbe
Are wah, kya balance!

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain…..
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!! *wah wah wah *

–= Ruchit =–

My dear friends,
Here there are something comedy shyris for u.

AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
VARNA ANDER HI THI;

AAP KO DEKH KE AISA LAGTA HAI,
AAP KO DEKH KE AISA LAGTA HAI,
KI GALATI TO BHAGVAN SE BHI HOTI HAI;

DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
DOOR SE DEKHA TO SHER THA,
ISLIYE PAS HI NAHI GAYA;

KHUD KO KAR BULAND ITANA,
KI JA KE HIMALAYA KI CHOTI PE CHAD BETHE,
AUR KHUDA AKE TUJSE POOCHHE,
ABE GADHE, AB NICHE KAISE UTAREGA;

TERI JEEL SI NILI ANKHO ME KHO JANE KO DIL
KARTA HAI,
TERI JEEL SI NILI ANKHO ME KHO JANE KO DIL
KARTA HAI,
PAR KYA KARE YE KAMBAKHT CHASHMA JO
BICH ME ATA HAI;

GULAB GULAB KYA KARTE HO,
GULAB GULAB KYA KARTE HO,
MOGRA MOGRA KARO;

MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
MAINE TUJE CHAHA THA SARASWATI SAMAJKAR,
PAR TUNE MERE DIL KO BUJA DIYA AGARBATTI
SAMAJKAR.

Wishing u a very happy day,
yours friend,
Sunil

Koi umeed bar nahi atti
nakal ki sorat nazar nahi ati

staff room mai to khob ronak hai
par teacher class mai nahi ati

pahlay ati thee theek thak english
B.com karnay kay baad zara nahi ati

jantay hain parhai hai zawar
par tabyat udhar nahi ati

parhnay batho to neend ati hai
cable lagao to nahi ati

canteen hi hai duniya apni
wahan bell ki awaz nahi ati

teacher mujh ko kahtay hain
tum ko fail hottay sharam nahi ati…

Hi,
Guys I would Like to Share the Following Shayaris &
One is the ‘Prem Patra”

1.Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,
Nahay jamana ho gaya.

2. Ashq Mile To Pee Lete Hain
Aap Kahe To Mar Jayen Hum
Aap Kahe To Jee Lete Hain
Hum To Hain Un Phoolon Jaise
Jo Kaaton Main Bhi Jee Lete Hain

Prem Patra

To,
Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town

Date: Nav Do Gyarah

My Dear ‘Anamica’:

You must be surprised to receive this ‘Prem Patra’
from me. Let me make my ‘Pahechan’ to you as ‘Dilwale
Dulhaniya Le Jayenge’. Though I am an ‘Awaara’, I am
also your ‘Deewana’.

I am making you a ‘Prarthna’ to enter my
‘Zindagi’ as a ‘Priyatama’. Even though I
do not have any ‘Sambandh’ with you, I still consider
you as my ‘Dream Girl’ with ‘Lal Dupatta Malmal Ka’.
There are only ‘Do Raaste’ left for me. One is to get
your love by ‘Tyag’ or to go the ‘Rangeela’ way.

Wouldn’t you like to be ‘Mere Jeevan Saathi’ as you
are ‘Lakhon Mein Ek’? I also hope that you Will
‘Guide’ me in ‘Bahar’ as we are made for ‘Ek Duje Ke
Liye’.

We will live in ‘Naya Zamana’ where we will have a
‘Suhana Safar’. In this ‘Himalay Ki God Mein’, our
‘Bandhan’ is going to tied with ‘Preet Ki Dor’. I
hope that we will have nothing but ‘Anand’ in ‘Ye
Dillagi’.

Aren’t you bored of ‘Akele Hum Akele Tum’ life? Let
this ‘Baazigar’ be your ‘Boy Friend’ and we start
‘Pehli Mohabbat’. This ‘Chahat’ is going to lead
to a ‘Milan’ where you are going to call me everyday
for ‘Aao Pyar Karen’.

Now, ‘Phir Kab Miloge’ as ‘Tumse Accha Kaun Hein’? As
you know my love is ‘Himalay Se Uncha’ and hopefully
our ‘Mulakat’ will be ‘An Evening in Paris’.

‘Aa Gale Lag Jaa’!

‘Hum Aapke Hain Koun…?’

- Prem Pujaari

Take Care,
Rakesh

Hello Friendsssssssssssssssssssssss how s everybody

1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????
hahaha………….

2.Jab tota ……
Jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
why u worry?????
surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rakesh Dadhich

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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
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Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
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KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
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Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
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Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
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Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
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Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
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Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
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Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
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Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
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aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
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Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…

Jaane kyon Log kaam karte Hain
Jaane Kyon woh office mein marte hain
Jaane Kyon Jaane kyon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Kaam mein sochiya to bas gum hai
kaam mein jo zulam ho woh kam hai
kaam par sar jhukana padta hai
dukh hoka muskurana padta hai
zehar kyon zindage mein bharte hai
jaane kyon log kaam karte hain
jaane kyon jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
Kaam bin jeene mein rakha kya hai
kaam jisko nahi woh kadka hai
kaam sau ki note laata hai
kaam hi pet bhar khilata hai
log mar mar ke kaam karte hai
jaane kyon khush rehte darte hai
jaane kyon jaane kyon
jaane kyon jaane kyon jaane kyon
kaam ek badi musibat hai
kaam har kisi ki zaroorat hai
hoooo kaam pe yeh jhooth hai sachche
arre kaam pe sab jhooth hai achche
hooo aage kya khak log badhte hai
ek hi post par woh sadte hai
Jaane Kyooooooooooooooooo oooooon.. ..
KAAM TOH AISE HI SAB KARTE HAI
JAANE KYON AAP HI BIDADTE HAI
JAAAANE KYOOOOON JAAANE KYO