Tue 7 Aug 2012
Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe,
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe,
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum,
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…
Indecent Hindi SMS
Archived Posts from this Category
Sat 9 Jul 2011
Love inspires Envy.
Envy endangers Spite.
Spite spawns Fallacies.
Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho
jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya…
Wed 9 Feb 2011
Maths Teacher:-Jab main tumhary jitna
tha mere maths me100 marks atey thy!
Student: Han Bhai atey Honge koi acha Teacher parhata hoga.
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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
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Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai
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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun…
Thu 30 Sep 2010
Aapki Yaadme Maine Kalam Uthayi,
Liya Kagaz Aur Tasvir Aapki Banayi,
Socha Tha Dilse Lagake Rakhun Par
Wo To Bachon Koi Darane Ke Kaam Aayi…
Wed 19 May 2010
Suna he Ap bohot Intelligent hain?
To is Sawal ka Jawab den
Sawal:
Kisi aesi Larki ka Naam batain jis me
A, E, I, O, U
na ata ho.
YOUR CHALANGE .DOST. Jaldi say batawo..
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Ek Parinde Ko Ek Machli Se Pyar Hogaya
Machli Paani Nh Chor Sakti,
or Parinda Paani Me Nh Ja Sakta.
Wo Kaise Milenge?
Agar Pyar Kia H To BataO.?plz mus reply
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Dunya Main Kya Ziyada Mushkil Hai?
Kisi Ka Ho Jana?
Ya
Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena?
What Do You Say? Reply With Solid Reason.
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Thu 16 Apr 2009
ANKHE KHULI REHTI THI JINKI PALKE CHUMNE KO,
LAB PYASE REHTE THE JINKE HONT CHUMNE KO ,
WO AAJ HBI JATI HAI KAYAMAAT BAAN KAR,
BUS FARK ITNA HAI HAMARE NAHI KISI AUR KE SAAT GHUM NE KO.
From: SANJAY (JAMS143S@YAHOO.COM)
Wed 18 Mar 2009
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???
