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140 Character Hindi Insult SMS

Rahul — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 15:23:46 +0000

Love inspires Envy.
Envy endangers Spite.
Spite spawns Fallacies.
Neechay to aisey dekh rahe ho
jaisey oopar ka sab samajh aa gaya…

Insult SMS in Hindi

Rahul — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 17:42:13 +0000

Maths Teacher:-Jab main tumhary jitna
tha mere maths me100 marks atey thy!
Student: Han Bhai atey Honge koi acha Teacher parhata hoga.
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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
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Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai
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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun…

Insult SMS in Hindi

Rahul — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 03:34:38 +0000

Aapki Yaadme Maine Kalam Uthayi,
Liya Kagaz Aur Tasvir Aapki Banayi,
Socha Tha Dilse Lagake Rakhun Par
Wo To Bachon Koi Darane Ke Kaam Aayi…

Hindi Reply Me SMS

Rahul — Wed, 19 May 2010 15:08:34 +0000

Suna he Ap bohot Intelligent hain?
To is Sawal ka Jawab den
Sawal:
Kisi aesi Larki ka Naam batain jis me
A, E, I, O, U
na ata ho.
YOUR CHALANGE .DOST. Jaldi say batawo..
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Ek Parinde Ko Ek Machli Se Pyar Hogaya
Machli Paani Nh Chor Sakti,
or Parinda Paani Me Nh Ja Sakta.
Wo Kaise Milenge?
Agar Pyar Kia H To BataO.?plz mus reply
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Dunya Main Kya Ziyada Mushkil Hai?
Kisi Ka Ho Jana?
Ya
Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena?
What Do You Say? Reply With Solid Reason.
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Insult SMS

Rahul — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:21:24 +0000

ANKHE KHULI REHTI THI JINKI PALKE CHUMNE KO,
LAB PYASE REHTE THE JINKE HONT CHUMNE KO ,
WO AAJ HBI JATI HAI KAYAMAAT BAAN KAR,
BUS FARK ITNA HAI HAMARE NAHI KISI AUR KE SAAT GHUM NE KO.

From: SANJAY (JAMS143S@YAHOO.COM)

Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???

Rahul — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:52:55 +0000

Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???

Beautiful Hindi Ghazal for you all

Rahul — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:38:23 +0000

Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Gally ka Haar ho jao
Akhela Chor dena , tum jahaan Be-zaar ho jao

Bhot Jaldi Samajh mein aany lagty ho Zamane ki
Bhot Aasaan ho, thory Bhot dushwaar ho jao

Mulaqakto mein wafa ls liye hona zaroori hai
Ke tum ik Din Judaaee ke liye Tayaar ho jao

Main Kesi Chal chalati Dhoop ke Sehra Se ayi hoon
Bas ab Esa karo , Tum Saya-e-Dewaar ho jao

Tumhary paas deny ky liye jhoti Tasali ho
Na Aay Esa Din , Tum isqadar Nadaar ho jao

Tumhy Maloom ho jaye ga Kese Ranj Sehty hai
Meri itni Duaa hai Kaash tum Fankaar ho jao

Aryan Atif

Indecent Hindi SMS

Rahul — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:51:42 +0000

dukha k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.

Wada kero
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Hansi ne labon
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.
Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate..

Guzara nahi hota
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.