Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Woh pyaar jo haqikat me pyaar hota hai,
Zindagi me sirf ek baar hota hai,
Nigahon ke milte milte dill mill jaye,
Yeh ittefak sirf ek baar hota hai.

Dosti hamari ab bad chuki,
India se leke canada tak pahunch chuki,
Sun k bahot khusi huyi,
Apko hamari shayri achi lagi..

Kabi fursat me hotho call karliya karo..
2-4 lafz sunaya b karo..
Hum wait karenge apke call ka
Kuch aur nahi bus ek dost samaja karo…

Mehboob ki basti se hum,
Qutub shahi se nahi,
Gareebi se jude huye hai hum,
Aamiri se nahi,
mohabat me mahal na sahi,
Magr Apna Taj mahal
Zaroor thairayenghe hum….

Sacchi dosti bezuban hoti hai,
Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai.
Dosti me dard mile to kya hua,
Dard se hi to apne aur parayo ki pehchan hoti hai…

dil me basa rakha h teri wafaon ko,
Aankhon me chupa rakha h teri adaon ko,
Is jahan me kya de tujhe ae dost,
Ho sake to tohfa samajh lena meri duaon ko..!!

Ruthane ka Haq aap rakthe hai
Mannane ki chahat hum rakhte hai
Aapke hoton pe Muskurahat yuhi bani rhe
Ye dua Hum rab se har roz karte hai

Shayari to sabhi k anmol hote hai,
Par isme sajawat shayar hi dete hai,
Dil to sabhi ko deta hai khuda,
Par isme jagah kuch aap jaise hi lete hai.

Kismat se apni sabko shikayat kyun hoti hai
Jonahi milsakti usi se mohabat kyun hoti hai
Ketne dard hai Rahon me dil ki
Phir bi dil ko usi ki chahat kyon hoti hai

Kashti b nahi badli darya b nahi badla,
Or Doobnay walo ka jazba b nahi badla,
Hai shok-e-safar aisa,
Ek umar se yaro manzil b nahi payi
Raasta b nahi badla..

Dosti sabhi ko jina sikha deta he
Wafa k naam par marna sika deta he
Dosti nhi kiya to kar k dekho
Zalim hr dard sehna sika deta he..

Baat huyi unse Aaj:

Kal tak jo tamanha thi puri huyi Aaj.
Dosti ki ek nayi misaal thairayi unhone aaj.
Kar k wadha pura kare Aaj
Kawaish hamari puri huyi aaj
Dek k unko shanti mili Aaj
Wo Hamare hai keh gaye Aaj
Hame yaqeen hogaya dosti pe Aaj
Dosti me bewafayi nahi hoti
Agar app sab ek wada milne ka karlo aAj

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MOHD JAVEED ALI (MBNR-HYD)
@009700885737

Jab jindagi meri kuch rukne lagi thi,
Badte kadam kuch thakne lage the,
Sahara yu dost ka mila mujhko
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.

Kuch chehre jab paraye hone lage the,
Kuch haath chod ke jaane lage the,
Tere haath ne kuch yu thama mujhko
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.

Safar main jab paya akela maine khudko tha,
Shitij pe tara koi na tha raahgir mera,
Kuch yu humsafar ban gaye tum mere,
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.

Ab na kissi saathi ki khwahish hogi
Ke dost tere jaisa jo mil gaya hai mujhko,
Kuch yu khili hai mushkilo main dosti apni
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.

Ab na aanjam ki fikr hai mujhko,
Nahi raah ki mushkilo ka koi dar hai,
Baantein kuch pal saath hum raah main istarah
Ke duniya kare gumaan dosti pe anpni..

Mohd Anwar

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Santa applied for the position of Mechanical Engineer. In interview:
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr…..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated… Drank poison said, “ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!”

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: George Washington’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Washington’s skeleton when he was a child.

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto
Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Mujheh zindagii udass lagti hai.
Kesi shayar ka qayass lagti hai.

Din badal jate hain anan fanan.
Ye bat mehaz ek aas lagti hai.

Wo barbadi ka raz jan gaye.
Un ki nazar nazar shinass lagti hai.

dost the sehra tu khabi ahsas na howa.
Ab tu sawan rut main bi piyass lagti hai.

besabab umeeron ko bura na kahao.
Unhain wohi zindagii rass lagti hai.

waqat parne pe sath chor jate hain.
Jin ki dosti buhat khass lagti hai.

Na koi taluq-e-khas na umeed-e-wafa.
Phir kiyu uski yad dil k pass lagti hai.

Sagar zindagii guzarne ka saleeqa sheekho.
Tumhare chehre pe buhat aflass lagti hai…

Thanks With Best Regards.
IMRAN KHAN

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Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..
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Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..
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Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..
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Haath se choothey palon ko dekhkar bhi jawaani uthkar ‘Zehnaseeb’kehtee hai..
Tum hotey ho jab paas mere har saans khushnaseeb lagtee hai..

Zeenat Azmi

Doston ye sare sms dil ko chu lete hai.
aap be ise jarur padna aur aap ke
doston ko be jarur bejna.

Ajanabi galiyo se hum gujara nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya or diya nahi karte,
Yah dosti ka rista hai siraf tum se,
Varna hum SMS kisi ko kiya nahi karte.

Rasmo riwazo ki jo parwah kar te hai,
Mohabbat me vo log gunah kar te hai,
Ishq to vo janun hai meri jaan,
Jisme diwane apani khushi se khud ko tabah kar te hai.

Na koi kisi se dur hota hai,
Na koi kisi ke karib hota hai,
Pyar khud chal kar aata hai,
Jab koi kisi ka nasib hota hai.

Shadion baad us ajanabi se mulakhat hui,
Aankho hi aankho me chahat ki her baat hui,
Jaate hue us ne dekha,mujhe chahat bari nigahon se,
Meri be aankho se aansu ki barsat hui.

Moasam se bhaharon se gujara nahi hota,
Sirf kah dene se apna koi hamara nahi hota,
Pal-pal tadap kar bit jati hai jindagi,
Safar bus safar hai koi kinara nahi hota.

Jindagi se badkar chaha hai aapko,
Kya huwa jo aap hamare na ho sake,
Jab tak jiyenge hum chahenge aapko,
Ruth na jana aise ki hum ji na seke.

Jis duniya me baste ho tum,
Usi duniya me baste hai hum,
Magar khuda ki kudarat to dekho,
Tumhi se milne ko tarste hai hum.

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Ab koi khab naya phir na sajaonga main
Na kisi aur ko is dil may basaonga main

Bas tera ranj-o-alam saath liye aath paher
Ashk ankhaon se lagataar bahaonga main

Teri ruswai na hojaey meri bataon se
Apne hontaon ko kabhi bhi na hilaonga main

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Bekharari ko hi sine se lagaonga main

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Na kisi aur ki banhaon may samaonga main

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Apne kartoot pe main hoon bahot hi sharminda
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- written by Abu Arba