Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge,
To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge,
Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar,
Zara si thes lagi to dhundte rehjaoge.
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Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay
Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay
Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain
Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay..
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Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai..
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Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote,
In rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote.
Hum bhi na karte parwah,
Agar aap itne pyare na hote…
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Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
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Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai…
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
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Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai…
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Hum aap ko kabhi khoney nahin denge,
Juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahin denge,
Chandni raton mein aye gi meri yaad,
Meri yaad ke woh pal aap ko sone nahin denge.
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Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye,
Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye
Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne,
Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye..
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Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge
Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi…

Kabar k sannate me se ek awaz aayi
Kisi ne phool rakhkar aansu ki do bund bahai.
Jabtak tha jinda tabtak thokar khai
Ab so raha hu to usko meri yaad aayi.
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Kaash yeh dil sheeshay ka bana hota
chot lagti to beshaq yeh fanah hota.
Par sunte jab woh aawaz iske tootney ki
ya khuda tab to unhe ehsaas-e-gunah hota!
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Thak gaye hm unka Intzar krte krte
roye hazar bar khudse takrar krte krte.
Do lafz unki zuban se na nikle,
aur Tut gaye hm ektarfa pyar krte krte
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Humne to tujhe kabhi gair nahi samjha
tu bhi apna hone ka kuch haq jata de.
yu gawara nahi jeena bin tere mujhe
koi to wajah bata de.
dooba hu jis kadar teri chaht mein tu bhi doobe
aise kuch to haalat bana de.
kuch or nahi to kar itna karam
jahan tu yaad na aaye wo jagah bata de.
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Suraj Wo Jo Din Bhar asmaan Ka Sath De,
Chaand Wo Jo Raat Bhar Taaro Ka Sath De,
Pyaar Wo Jo Zindgi Bhar Sath De
aur Dosti Wo Jo Har Khushi aur Gum Mein Sath De
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Kahan koi kitab aisi mili jispe dil luta dete,
hr ek ne dimag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllbus dekh k sochte hain k
1 mahina aur hota to dunia hila dete.
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Koi hame pyar kare
aisa koi pyar nhi milta,
zindagi bhar saath nibhaye
aisa koi yaar nhi milta.
Dil mein hai umang kisi se pyar karne ki,
magar koi hame ji bhar k pyar kare
aisa koi dildar nhi milta.
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Dosti karna humein bhi sikhado zara,
us dil ke kone me humko bhi bithalo zara,
hum tumhare dil me hai ki nahi
hothon se na sahi isharo se bata do zara.
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Karib se Tumhe Dekha to apna paya,
Jab Tumhe Dosti me Azmaya to apna paya,
Tumhe kya Naam dun Samajh mein nahi aata-
Dost, Pyar, Zindagi ya Mera Saaya.
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Popcorn ki khushbu
Mungfali ki bahar,
Thandi ka Mousam aane ko Tayar.
Thodi si masti,Thodasa pyar.
Muffler Sweatar rakho Dhokar Tayar.
Happy Winterseason.

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket ,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.
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Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
na roya jaye
aur na soya jaye.
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Pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liy tum mere ho jao,
Par pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho
ki Har pal tum hi tum yaad aao..!
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Argument wins the situation
bt loses the person.
So never argue with ur loved ones
coz situation is not important
than ur loved ones.
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Aansu pite hain pyas bujane k liye,
aag humne hi lagai thi khud ko jlane k liye.
Is janam me to mumkin nahi,
aur janam lagenge aapko bhulane k liye.
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Hamari Zindgi hai dosto ki Amaant
Rakhna mere Khuda sada unko salamat.
Dena unhe khushian sare jahan ki
Ban jaye woh Taarif har ek Zubaan ki.
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Jagaya unhone aisa ki aajtak so na sake
rulaya unhone aisa ki sabke samne ro bhi na sake.
jane kya baat thi unme
jabse mana unhe apna
tab se kisi ke ho na sake.
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Baatein karke rula na dijiyega
U chup rehke saja na dijiyega.
Na de sake khushi to gam he shi
Per dost bna ke u,bhula na dijiyega.
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Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai…??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai….
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Sardars always study
in front of a mirror bcos
it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!
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Uski baaton ko baar-2 yaad kar k roye,
Uske liye dar pe fariyad kar k roye.
Uski khushi k liye use chhod diya,
phir use kisi or k sath aabaad kar k roye.

Aap ki aankho mein kuch
mehke huwe se raaz hai
aap se bhi khoobsoorat
aapke andaaz hai…………..!!!!!!

Dear customer,
u r not using your sms service properly.
your sim will be deactivated soon due to ghussa.
to avoid this, quickly send a cute sms to the sender
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When i don’t get your sms
a little pain in my heart
a small tear in my eyes and
sadness falls on my face.
what is this?
it’s nothing
“Just Dramabazi.”
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Aasman pe raat ko moon hota hai
ishq jab haad se guzar jai to junon hota hai.
jis awaz pe dil dharke woh aap ka fone hota hai.
aap k sms se jaan ko sakon hota hai.
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
`
Every body wants:
sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,
sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,
sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,
tabhi to mein kahon
sare mere pechey kyon parey hain
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Jab tak ham jiyenge, Aapko Yaad kiya Karenge.
Agar Hum Mar Bhi Gaye to Kya Hoga,
Yamraaj ke Mobile Se Aapko SMS Kiya Karenge…
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Aapko phone kiya to network bola,
namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,
aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte hai
is waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try later
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SMS kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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Main aur tum,
tum aur main,
yani hum dono,
aaj raat ko,
ek baje k baad,
akele main,
chup k se,
bistar pe late k,
ek dosre ko,
SmS karain gey.

Pyar ki tadap..
Pyar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
dil mein lagi aag ko bujaya nahi jata,
lakh judai ho pyar mein magar
zindagi ka pehla pyar bhulaya nahi jata…

Wo kahte hain ke saari raat
aap hume sone nahi dete,
hum kehte hai ke aapka noor hee aisa hai
ke aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete…