Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Hello Bhaiya,
How R U?
Rakhi Bhej Di He,Mil Jayegi.
Mera Cel Kharab He Isliye Me Inke Cell Se Sms Kar Rahi Hu.
Tumhari Pyari
Katrina.

1) He/she will never/seldom talk about his/her studies/syllabus.

2) The one who says “maine 8 mein se 3 hi unit kari hain..tune??” 30 mins before the exam.

3) He will say the word “REAPPEAR/BACK AA GAYI” without any sad expression.

4) The one who says to teacher “Sir, report maine khud banayi hai”..but goes blank when asked questions.

5) When asked about bad result in exams he/she replies ” Papa, hamare college mein teachers hi nahi hain..Jo hain wo bhi bekaar hain” with a firm face and then says to himself/herself “BACH GAYA”..

Often we are busy with something or with our Girls friend and don’t want to be disturbed. But at the same time we just can’t switch off our official mobile.
So what if it says ‘Not Reachable’ when called ?
Just pull out the battery when the phone is still switched on. It will show not reachable when called.
Try at your own risk.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge .

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed.
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
3 I have always seen u as a friend
4 I already have a boy friend
5 We should concentrate on studies
6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed..
1 Yes
2 Yes
3 Yes
4 Yes
5 Yes
6 Yes

This proves that guys are better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading love

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do.

Na sar jhuka hai kabhi
aur na jhukayenge kabhi,
jo apne dum pe jiyen
sach me zindagi hai wahi.
Live like a true INDIAN.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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Watan Hamara aise na chor paye koi
Rishta Hamara aise na Tor paaye koi
Dil hamare ek hai ek hai hamari jaan
Hindustan hamara hai hum hai iski shaan
Jaan Luta denge watan pe ho jayenge Qurban
Isliye Hum kehte hai mera desh mahan..
***** Happy Independence Day*******

Aajad ki kabhi shaam nahi hone denge,
Sahidon ki kurbani badnaam nahi hone denge,
bachi ho jo 1 bund bhi garam lahu ki
tab tak bharat mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hone denge.
* Happy Independence Day *