Hindi SMS

I asked Symonds..

Asked Hayden….

Asked every one………

even asked Kaif….. No one gave me..!! L L L..

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At last, got it without asking…. L L…

Finally I Got!!! I’m lovin it

When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u
A silent whisper a silent tear
With all my Heart i wish you were here.

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
Tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
Tumhari SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai.

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If you care for me - I care for you
You miss me - I miss you
You like me - I like you.
You message me - I message you.
You forget me - I’m sorry that where I’m different from you.
I’ll kill you.

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Muskan aapki kabhi kam na ho,
Zindagi mein aapki koi gham na ho,
Har taraf chhaya ho khushiyon ka sama,
Aur un khushiyon ki kabhi sham na ho

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Dil ki galiyon mein koi gam naho,
Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho,
Bas yahi hai dua ki tum khush raho,
Kya pata hum “kal ho na ho”

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Phulo ki har kali khushboo de aapko,
Suraj ki har kiran raushni de aapko,
Hum to dene ke kuch kabil nahin,
Magar har duwa me magte hai har din khushi aapki

Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni
POLYPHONIC ho jayegi

Ek ladka, Raju office mein clerk tha. woh ladka apna hi dhun mein mast tha aur hamesa internet mein chating karte rahta tha. woh ladka ka office room boss ka office room ki thik bazu mein hi tha. to kabhi kuch pushna hota hai to boss office se hi awaz de kar pushta tha. ek din boss ne kuch baatein ishi tarah push rahe the ……..

Boss: “Raju payment wala file kidher hai?”

Raju: “aap ka table pe”

Boss: “Raju mail out going record register kaha hai?”

Raju: “aap ka table pe”

Boss: “Raju payment voucher file kidhar hai?”

Raju: “aap ka table pe”

Boss: “Raju ASSISTANT MANAGER kaha hai?”

Raju: “aap ka table pe !!!!!!!!!!!! !!……. ..”

True Friend Is Someone Who
Reaches For Your Hand And
Touches Your Heart …
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya……..
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad”
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
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KAASH TERE CHEHRE PE
CHICKENPOX KE DAAG HOTE
CHAND TO TUM HO HI
SITARE BHI SAATH HOTE
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Jise samjha Leher Pepsi
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky
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Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla
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Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,
Taqdeer humari kharab nikli
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli
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Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye
Hum unhe yaad karen
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye
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Aansu ko ankhon ki
Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat
Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye
Ghoom rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko
Dikhaya na karo.
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Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.
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Log ishq karte hain,
Bare shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bare zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thora gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.
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Ta mam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.
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Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri
Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri
Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri.
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Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.
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Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega
Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega
Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega
Magar hamara dil kahan se layega.
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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chor diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Max Bar
Jo thora sa lagaya aur bas hogaya…… .!!

TUM PAGAL HO
ARREE GUSSA KUON HOTE HO?

MY MEANS IS THAT

P - PYAARE
A - ATTRACTIVE
G - GENIUS
A - ACTIVE
L - LOVELY

AB TO KHUS HO.

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Gamon Se Bhara ,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Kya Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apne Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Kya Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi………

Ramu Garg

1)Logo ne sharab mehkhane ja ja kar pee hai,
jo do pal mein utar jayegi
humne to pee hai apne mehboob ki aankho se,
jo umar bhar naa utar payegi….

2)Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye
Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye
Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye
Jo main ro paroon to woh aansoo bahaye

3)iss kadar chaha hai tujhe humney
tere siwa aur kuch ab nazar aata nahi
ik tere hi jalwe rehte hai ankhoon mein
kuch aur meri nigaahoon ko ab bhata nahi

4)saleeka hi nahi shayud usse mehsos karneka
jo kehta hai khudda hai to nazar ana zarori hai
jo dil mein hai usse ankho se kehlana zarori hai
mohabbat na samajh hoti hia … samjhana zarori hai

5)Hume Bhi Pyaar Karne Ka Khayal Aaya,
Jub Bhi Yeh Khayal Aya Khud Ko Akeala Paya,
Dhoonte Rahe Is Duniya Main Humsafar,
Kisi Ko Dhke Baaz, Kisi Ko Bewafa Hi Paya.

6)pyar karnay ka koi saleeqa nahi hota!
wafa nibhanay ka koi tareeqa nahi hota!
pyar to woh hai jo ankhon say dil main utray!
ahsas dilay pyar ka koi kisay, aisa nahi hota!
jo raz-e-dil kahna ho kabhi sanam say!
khat hi likha jay, yeh zaruri nahi hota!

7)Meri deewangi ko galatna samajhna,
maine chaha hai tumhe hadh se badhkar ,
meri zindagi se kabhi dur na jana,
maine paya hai tumhe kismat ki lakeeron se ladhkar…

8)Ae Allah aaj yeh faislaa kar de
Use mera ya mujhe uska kar de
Bohot dukh sahe hain maine zindagi mein
Koi khushi ab mera muqaddar kar de
Nahin naseeb main agar uska milna
Khatm karde ye zindagi, mujhe fana kar de !!!

9)Kon kehta hai wo mujh se juda hai
Har pal wo meri palkon mein rehti hai
Meri har saans main khusboo hai uski
Dil ki dharkan bhi yehi kehti hai

10)Ho sakta hai ki aaj unhe mere pyar aur dosti ki zarurat nahi,
par mujhe lagta hai ki dost ko uski dosti ka ehsaas tab hota hai,
jab wo uski zindagi se bohot dur chala jata hai…
aur beetein hue lamho ki kuch haseen yaadein chod jata hai..”

sochta hon iin sagar ki laheronko dekhkar,
kyun ye kinarese takarakar laut jati hai?
karti hai kinarese bewafai
ya fir sagar se wafa nibhati hai……

Waqt guzarta raha par saansein thami thi,
muskura rahe the hum par aankhon mein nami thi,
saath humare ye jahan tha,
par na jaane kyun aapki kami thi.

Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge,
Juda hona chaho to bhi hone nahi denge.
Chandani rato me aayegi meri yaad,
Meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi dengE

Kashti behti hai kinaare ki talaash mein,
log milte hain pyar ki aas mein.
hum roz milte nahi aapse,
par kuch waqt zarur bitate hain aapki yaad mein.