Hindi SMS – Dil Ki Baat, Shayarana Andaz!

Dil Aapko Dete To De Diya,
Wapas Lete To Le Liya,
Ek Pal Ke Liye Aapke Paas Raha,
Par Charon Aur Se Kaat Ke Diya…
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Ek Shama Andhere Mein Jalaye Rakhiye,
Subah Honeka Mahol Banaye Rakhiye,
Jinke Haathon Humne Khaye The Zakham,
Wohi Kehte Hai Zakhmo Ko Chhupaye Rakhiye…
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Haqeeqat Pehchan Lo Bichhad Jane Se Pehle,
Meri Sun Lo Apni Sunane Se Pehle,
Ye Soch Lena Hamein Bhul Jane Se Pehle,
Bahut Roti Hai Ye Aankhein Muskurane Se Pehle…
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Pyaar Jo Kisise Karoge To Ruswayi Hi Milegi,
Wafa Jitni Bhi Karoge Burayi Hi Milegi,
Chahe Kisiko Kitna Bhi Apna Bana Lo,
Jab Bhi Aankh Khulegi Tanhayi Hi Milegi…
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Kabhi Tum Bhi Humse Baat Kar Liya Karo,
Milneki Fariyaad Kar Liya Karo,
Ek Hum Hai Jo Har Baar Shuruat Karte Hai,
Kabhi Tum Bhi Humse Pehle Yaad Kar Liya Karo…
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Din Tere Khayal Mein Guzar Jaata Hai,
Raat Mein Bhi Tera Khayal Aata Hai,
Kabhi Kabhi Khayal Is Kadar Ubhar Jata Hai,
Aaine Mein Bhi Tera Chehra Nazar Aata Hai…
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Kuch Mithe Pal Yaad Aate Hai,
Palkon Par Aansu Chhod Jaate Hai,
Kal Koi Mile To Hamein Na Bhul Jana,
Dosti Ke Rishte Zindagi Bhar Kaam Aate Hai…
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Zindagi Mein Kabhi Tension Mat Lena,
Bindaas Hoke I LOVE YOU Kehna,
Agar Rose Ke Badle Sandal Mile Kehna
Pyaari Behna Sada Khush Rehna…
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Hans kar wo jo gham datey hain,
Zaher mein thora sa pyar mila datey hain
Jab bhi naam ata hai un k dewano ka
Log meri taraf unglian utha datey hain..
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Har rasta ik safar chahta hai.
Har musafir ik hamsafar chahta hai.
Jasiy chahti hai chandni chand ko.
Koi hai jo aapko is qadar chahta hai.

Khuda ne Dost ko Dost se Milaya,
Dosti k Liye Dil ka Rasta Banaya
Per kehty hain Dosti Rahey gi us ki Hamesha
Jis ne Dosti ko Dil se Nibhaya.
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Judai Apki Rulati Rahegi.
Yaad Apki Ati Rahegi.
Pal Pal Jaan Jati Rehegi.
Jab Tak Jism Mai Hy Jaan.
Har Saans Ye Dosti Nibhati Rahegi.
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In umeedon ko kabhi totne mat dena
Dil k Pyar ko kam hone mat dena
Shayad dost mil jayen Aap ko Hum se bhi ache
Par humari jagah kisi Or ko lene mat dena..
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Koi door hai to koi pass hai
yeh waqt-waqt ki baat hai
hum-tum door hain to kya hua?
Apni dosti ki yaaden to hamesha apne sath hain.
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Her dost se Achi Baat karna Fitrat hai Hamari,
Her Dost khush Rahe hasrat ha hamari,
Koi Hum ko Yaad kare Na karey,
Her Dost ko Yaad kerna Aadat h humri.
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Baat Baat pay jo rooth jatey hain,
Un say kaho k haath anjaney main choot jatey hain,
Itna nazuk hai ye D0STI ka Rishta,
k Hansty Hansty bhi Dil toot jaty hain.
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Dosto” ka” To” Ana “Jana” Hai,
“Par “Ye” Dost tera “Porana” Hai,
“Is” Dost “Ko Kabi” Bhula” na” Dena,
“Q” k” Ye Dost “Teri” Dosti” ka” Dewana” hai.

Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain…
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain..
Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai hamain..
Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain.
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Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai…
Dildari dosto ki shaan hoti hai…
Kahin bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere, yehi sacchi dosti ki pehchan hoti hai…
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Jo harpal chalti rahi wo zindagi hai…
Jo harpal jalti rahi wo roshni hai…
Jo palpal khilti rahi wo mohabbat hai…
Aur jo kisipal sath na chode wo Meri Dosti hai…
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Dosti nazaron se ho to kudrat kehte hai,
Taro se ho to jannat kehte hai,
Husn se ho to pyar kehte hai aur
Dosti aapse ho to Kismat kehte hai…
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Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota…
Marne ke baad intezar nahi hota…
Dosti dekhkar karna dost, har insan meri tarah Sacha aur Smart nahi hota…
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Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti…
Zindgi gamo se dur nahi hoti…
Dosti ke in palon ko saja kar rakhna,
Ye sab ke nasib me nahi hoti…

Dear subscribers,
You are kindly informed that Mr.Rahul’s mobile will be switched-off on 14.2.2010
(Valentines Day) to avoid unwanted proposals. Sorry :-p

Tujhe Dekhe Bina Teri Tasweer Bana Sakta Hoon,
Tujhse Mile Bina Tera Haal Bata Sakta Hoon,
Hai Meri Dosti Mein Itna Dum,
Apni Aankh Ka Aansoo Teri Aankh Segira Sakta Hoon.

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Hum Se Na Ruthna Kabhi,
Andaaz E Dosti To Ek Ada Hai
Us Ke Bina Zindagi Mein Na Maza Hai,
Is Liye Kehte Hain
Hum Se Na Ruthna Kabhi,
Kyon Ki Dost Ka Ruthna Bhi Ek Saza Hai.
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Phool Jese Doston Se Bhi Kya Dosti Karna,
Kuch Pal Ke Baad Murjha Jatey Hain,
Dosti Karni Hai To Hum Jese
Kaanton Se Karo,
Jo Chubney Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Aatey Hein,
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Shaam Ki Tanhai Mein Khoo Na Jana,
Kisi Ki Masti Mein Doob Na Jana,
Milegi Zaroor Kal Manzil Tumhe,
Apni Manzil Ko Paa Kar Is Dost Ko Bhul Na Jana……
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Kehne Ko Hamare Paas Lafz Nahi Hain
Bhejne Ko Acha Sa Sms Nahi Hai
Par Dil Se 1afz Aate Hai Har Bar
Apna Khayal Rakha Karo
QyoKi Hamare Paas Aap Jesa Dost Nahi .
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Dosti Pey Jeena Dosti Pay Marna,
Sacha Dost Ager Na Miley,
To Dosti Na Karna,
Dosti Phool Hai Us Ko Sambhal Ke Rakhna,
Toote Na Dil Kisi Ka,
Itna Khayal RakhNa.
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Humari Aapki Dosti Bilkul Fix Hai,
Happiness Or Sadness Sab Kuch Mix Hai,
Hum To Aapko Na Bhulenge Kabhi,
Aap Bhool Na Jaye Bus Thora Sa Risk Hai..
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Kash Sach Yeh Mera Sapna Ho Jaye,
Jan Se Bhi Pyara Dost Apna Ho Jaye,
Khuda Humari Dosti Sada Salamat Rakhe,
Warna Lafz-E-Dosti Hi Fana Ho Jaye.
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Apni Dosti Ki Gaadi Kuch Is Qadar Chal Pari
Jaise Kick Marte Hi Bike Chal Pari
Dua Hae Na Lage Is Mai Koi Break
Speed Itni Ho Ki Na Kar Sake Koi Overtake …
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Dosti Mein Duriyan To Aati Rehti Hein,
Phir Bhi Dosti Dilon Ko Milati Rehti Hai,
Woh Dost Hi Kia Jo Naraz Na Ho,
Par Sachi Dosti Doston Ko Manati Rehti Hai.

Love & Smile
Pravesh Singh

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

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Guide
Aaj Main Kitni Aazadi Mehsoos Kar Raha Hoon!
Jism Jaise Maange Karna Bhool Gaya;
Man Tadapna – Tadpaana Bhool Gaya;
Jeevan Aaj Jaise Mutthi Me Hai !
Maut Jaise Ek Khel Hai!
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Lagta Hai Aaj Har Iccha Puri Ho Gayi….
Par Ab Maza Dekho, Aaj Koi Iccha Hi Nahi Rahi !
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Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi…..
Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai !
Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!
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Aag Mein Phek Do, Main Jalunga Nahi!
Talwaar Se Vaar Karo, Main Katunga Nahi!
Tum Ahankaar Ho, Tumko Marna Hoga;
Main Aatma Hoon, Amar Hoon!
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Maut Ye Khayaal Hai Jaise Jindagi ye Khayaal Hai !
Na Sukh hai, Na Dukh Hai
Na Deen Hai, Na Duniya
Na Insaan , Na Bhagvaan
Sirf Main Hoon, Main Hoon, Main Hoon,
Main Hoon…Main ..Sirf Main !!
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Anand

“Babu moshai, hum aane waale dukh ko kheench taan kar is pal main lee aate hain. Aisa kyon?”
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‘Anand mara nahi. Anand marte nahi’
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“Chela jaate jate guru ko sikhaa gayaa”
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“Babu moshai zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hain na main. Hum sab to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jiski dor us upar wale ke haathon main hai kab, kaun kahan uthega ye koi nahin janta “
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